Sheriff Jake Marshall

ran by @theg0neguru. L.A.'s BEST sheriff. Deputy @2wocky2kitaki

[Sheriff Jake Marshall @JakeMarshall294]

made myself one of them strawpages. https://t.co/qtqZxtLXGO
tell me if it looks good, amigos.

[Sheriff Jake Marshall @JakeMarshall294]

@puregoldprospct it's a long story.

[Sheriff Jake Marshall @JakeMarshall294]

i love my wife

[Sheriff Jake Marshall @JakeMarshall294]

@puregoldprospct ..Yeah. Yeah, we've.. we've managed. It's.. it's been hard, though, I can't lie..

[Sheriff Jake Marshall @JakeMarshall294]

@angel_appetite oh i knew you were bisexual i just ain't know what the colors meant

[Sheriff Jake Marshall @JakeMarshall294]

@LanaSkyeRFTA I quite like the l'il bugger.

[Sheriff Jake Marshall @JakeMarshall294]

@angel_appetite #watdatmean

[Sheriff Jake Marshall @JakeMarshall294]

@angel_appetite nope. got my body back.

[Sheriff Jake Marshall @JakeMarshall294]

Hey, amigos. I'm back. What'd I miss?

[Sheriff Jake Marshall @JakeMarshall294]

@angel_appetite Me and Mae took some time off to visit family. Y'know how it is.

[Sheriff Jake Marshall @JakeMarshall294]

@THE1SP0RTSMAN ..pard'ner, i'm married.

[Sheriff Jake Marshall @JakeMarshall294]

@angel_appetite mae's one that came 'ta mind.

[Sheriff Jake Marshall @JakeMarshall294]

@coffeesnmb1fan reminds me. one time, i was out on a date with the missus, and pearl asked if she could give me a big hug. y'know, because plushie. she ended up giving me a little ribbon. damn near died of cuteness overload.

[Sheriff Jake Marshall @JakeMarshall294]

@angel_appetite Well.. if.. 'ya need a lass to talk to, I'm sure my wife'd be open to speakin'..

[Sheriff Jake Marshall @JakeMarshall294]

@angel_appetite ..You need somebody ta' talk to?

[Sheriff Jake Marshall @JakeMarshall294]

@angel_appetite Your dress looks real good, bambina. I tried gettin' Mae to wear hers, but she insisted on the badger costumes...

[Sheriff Jake Marshall @JakeMarshall294]

Does anyone hear that sound of a.. chico cryin'?