Jake-Martin Thomas

Technically the ex-boyfriend of the 2009 Eurovision Song Contest representative of Andorra. Almost tripped up Andrew Strauss at a late-night comedy gig once.

[Jake-Martin Thomas @JakeMartinOfTom]

@Consignia1 @LeicsComedyFest That begs the question: Have you switched to the other site, or do you prefer fascist porn shitshows to having fewer friends?

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@AltComMemSoc You've got to find the thing that makes you funny, and for some people I guess it's aggressive prop comedy.

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@AltComMemSoc You should try putting the audience participation tickets up for more than the normal price.

I'll be there, BTW, and will probably take part in some form.

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@Herring1967 Someone has stolen your concept.

Conversation helpers at National Museum of Singapore.

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@AltComMemSoc @thisstuartlaws Isn't a vasectomy inherently a 2-for-1 offer?

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@turlygod @AltComMemSoc I do not watch enough Will Andrews. This will make up some, but not, I fear, all, of the shortfall.

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@Real_Royal_Male @thestroid @SomeNiceFun @YurikoComedy I have run out of cheese. Someone must have eaten it, so I'll be at your show in spirit.

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@AltComMemSoc @jlukeroberts Ah, so the reason humans wear clothes might be because we're embarrassed we haven't mastered the shooting silk thing.

Surprisingly plausible hypothesis.

[Jake-Martin Thomas @JakeMartinOfTom]

@AltComMemSoc @jlukeroberts I think it depends why they're wearing clothes. For warmth? Out of embarrassment over their naked bodies? To appear more attractive?

If only they could tell us. And if only they existed.

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@turlygod Congratulations.

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@Real_Royal_Male Congratulations.

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@AltComMemSoc @tombellforever @TheFreeFringe @LIQUIDROOMS Can't have been the same person all these years, then...

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@SoozUK Today's feel-good story from the world of dressage: https://t.co/iUxgRnsnXk

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@thestroid @EtceteraTheatre I'm increasingly annoyed I've decided to skip Edinburgh this year. :-(

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@AltComMemSoc That's a Nigel Farage joke, surely.

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@MawaanR Spotted you on Danish telly tonight in a Vera Stanhope episode. I really wanted you to say that you've never been skiing. :-)

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Is anyone I know doing a UK election special this time?

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@AltComMemSoc "Like the Fringe, but affordable. Would visit again. 5*"

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@jlukeroberts Fortune cookies with predictions about how you will die.