Jake Mattera

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[Jake Mattera @JakeMattera]

Here’s my full special for free. Share it with 15 friends or something bad will happen. https://t.co/FWh3x8oWu8

[Jake Mattera @JakeMattera]

This MF

[Michael Rainey @mikerainey82]

Can’t believe @JakeMattera is in cahoots with Kars 4 Kids.

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[Jake Mattera @JakeMattera]

Signing up for a comedy competition

[Jake Mattera @JakeMattera]

Oh fuuuuuuuhhhh

[Jake Mattera @JakeMattera]

I legit read this headline and thought the horse was fined.

'Great White is fine after throwing his jockey and getting scratched late from the Kentucky Derby'
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[Jake Mattera @JakeMattera]

After all these years, maybe Joel Embiid just needed his appendix out.

[Jake Mattera @JakeMattera]

Who’s ready to iGniTe the oRaNgE?

[Taryn Hatcher @TarynNHatcher]

@WAZ_525 Babe, I will drag your ass all the way to a Philadelphia sewer and swirly you there. Don’t start with me today.

[Jake Mattera @JakeMattera]

Almost ready for my big jump tomorrow.

[Style tips, by Gnocchi®️ @jonnydelco]

If a hotel charges me to park, I am running the water 24/7.

[Jake Mattera @JakeMattera]

Crazy how the Artemis II went to the moon and back and I still haven’t picked up my CVS medication.

[Kelly @Kellypisme]

Tonight’s the night! These killers are all about to murder..Come out or just buy a ticket and give it to someone ❤️🙏➡️ https://t.co/O4C2PlzMHm
Also.. Go fund me link here⬇️

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FUCK CANCER🖕@SoulJoels @mikerainey82

[Jake Mattera @JakeMattera]

NASA latest moon mission and the date they chose is April Fools? 🤔

[NASA's Kennedy Space Center @NASAKennedy]

Live from Kennedy: Artemis II launch coverage is underway. We are tracking every milestone of today's historic launch! Visit our blog for detailed updates:
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[Kelly @Kellypisme]

The Boys are putting on this benefit for me on Wed. 4/1, I am beyond humbled and grateful for all the love and support I have been receiving, come out..this is a killer lineup 💕🙏 https://t.co/ee6uzRDcMw
Fuck Cancer🖕@mikerainey82 @dru_montana47 @SoulJoels @ratboyjames @jonnydelco @JakeMattera @attentionhrse @ryanlfoster_ @_Shaner_Comedy_ @johnkensil @SJPComedy

[Jake Mattera @JakeMattera]

American Sad Ass

[Variety @Variety]

Kid Rock was not laughing when Conan O'Brien's #Oscars monologue mocked Turning Point USA's Super Bowl Half Time Show.

“I love a good joke, even when I am the butt of it, unfortunately this was not a very good one,” Kid Rock posted on X in reaction to O’Brien’s Turning Point USA jab. The musician added that “if you want to see a REAL good show this spring / summer that celebrates America and 250 years of Freedom” then you can attend his tour.

O’Brien quipped at the Oscars: “Tonight could get political, and if that makes you uncomfortable, there’s an alternate Oscars being hosted by Kid Rock. It’s at the Dave & Buster’s down the street.”

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[Jake Mattera @JakeMattera]

Should’ve called it the iPhoneBook.™️

[Ticker @tickercotweets]

Apple has introduced the MacBook Neo priced at $899, marking the company’s biggest push yet into the lower cost laptop market.

The device undercuts the MacBook Air and will come in citrus, silver, indigo and blush.

[Jake Mattera @JakeMattera]

My Super Bowl plan: Accidentally miss half the game bc mixed doubles curling is on

[Jake Mattera @JakeMattera]

Featuring for the Legend @GregFitzShow at @HeliumComedy for Valentine’s Weekend. These shows are gonna be a wild time. Come hang!

[Jake Mattera @JakeMattera]

Just became a statistic. Earned my white trash wings

[Jake Mattera @JakeMattera]

Hearing from a reliable #Eagles source there were actually two Kevin Patullos on staff, and the other one got fired today.

[Jake Mattera @JakeMattera]

@Bordtbordurr MVP!