Jake McConchie

[Ron White @Ron_White]

When a story starts with women named “Butthole Nicole” and “Backdoor Becky”, it's probably not gonna have much of a surprise ending.

[Ron White @Ron_White]

Be careful driving the next couple weeks. Fucking joggers everywhere. But don’t worry, they’ll be gone soon #BrokenResolutions

[Ron White @Ron_White]

Some people should not dress up like slutty nurses, but that guy did have pretty big tits.

[Ron White @Ron_White]

Dammit! Looks like I’m gonna have to take my own drugs. None of this candy seems to be laced with anything.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

I’m old enough to know what’s bad for me and young enough to do it anyways

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

This was written by an 8th grader...

[Ron White @Ron_White]

The pill bottle that said "all day pain relief" was a liar! At least my liquor bottles always told me the truth.

[Cute Hairstyles ღ @CuteHairstyIes]

How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna ride a bike.

[Cute Hairstyles ღ @CuteHairstyIes]

It still amazes me that you need a license to catch a fish but any asshole can be a parent.

[Ron White @Ron_White]

Pepto Bismol is pink. It turns your tongue black and your shit green. I'm pretty sure it's made from dead leprechauns

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

#BestMovieLineInsult "You play ball like a girl!"

[Jake McConchie @JakeMcConchie]

"#MensHumor: Everyone has that one cup in their house that is somehow better than all the other cups." @hilary_sharp

[Jake McConchie @JakeMcConchie]

@krazy724 @moops222 @xander1356 #memories # didn'texpectthatpicture

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

The problem with the world is, intelligent people are full of doubts, while stupid people are full of confidence.

[Biggest Benjamin Conz Fan @nrourke8]

Today's throw back Thursday is brought to by the movie Sandlot, one of the greatest movies of our childhood #Smalls

[Jake McConchie @JakeMcConchie]

"#MensHumor: If you don't use your partner as a hand and foot warmer, you're not in a real relationship. #Truth" @hilary_sharp

[Jake McConchie @JakeMcConchie]

"@MensHumor: Today is National Grilled Cheese Day... remember in queso emergency, pray to Cheesus." @hilary_sharp

[Jake McConchie @JakeMcConchie]

@nrourke8 did you make it back? #thatsnotsafe #brave

[Jake McConchie @JakeMcConchie]

<html>What if you just started licking the dentists fingers while they were in your mouth... #Fez @hilary_sharp</html>