Jake Brooks

Raconteur of geekery… (He/him) @JakeMeUpB4UGoGo on T¡kT0k/¡n$ta

[Jake Brooks @JakeMeUpB4UGoGo]

@haletheartist @uchicide I’ll be honest. I knew Stu wasn’t fucking alive and then that dude was all like “oh yeah, that’s John Doe” I was like “well that’s bullshit and the only reason he would lie is if he’s a killer.”

[Jake Brooks @JakeMeUpB4UGoGo]

@ShellyinHelly There. Is. A. Musical!

[Jake Brooks @JakeMeUpB4UGoGo]

@ShellyinHelly Noooo, stick with bi, our flag is better! (Which is my one and only argument for bi supremacy.)

[Jake Brooks @JakeMeUpB4UGoGo]

@ShellyinHelly I think they meant “season three with the white people back.”

[Jake Brooks @JakeMeUpB4UGoGo]

@ShellyinHelly She must have read the first draft…

[Jake Brooks @JakeMeUpB4UGoGo]

@ShellyinHelly …wait. You watched it without me?!?!?

[Jake Brooks @JakeMeUpB4UGoGo]

@ShellyinHelly 🥹

[Jake Brooks @JakeMeUpB4UGoGo]

@ShellyinHelly I mean… did you get anything out of college? 👀

[Jake Brooks @JakeMeUpB4UGoGo]

@ShellyinHelly Tell them ya husband only exists because of undocumented Mexican immigration and birthright citizenship. And that he’s GLAD he stole the bourbon at White Elephant. Y’all don’t deserve quality whiskey!

[Jake Brooks @JakeMeUpB4UGoGo]

@matadinosaurios Why do you regret that? It’s HILARIOUS

[Jake Brooks @JakeMeUpB4UGoGo]

Heading to where the skies are bluer, JakeMeUpB4UGoGo

Will probably do the occasional TWEET here to keep it active but nothing that won’t able be… um… blued? skied?… over there.

[Jake Brooks @JakeMeUpB4UGoGo]

(I mean I will also periodically swing by to like all my wife’s tweets.)

[Jake Brooks @JakeMeUpB4UGoGo]

https://t.co/7CEQi5Oeiy

[Jake Brooks @JakeMeUpB4UGoGo]

“Probably just chasing squirrels…” Jesus fuck I wasn’t expecting that shit on a cartoon where the Bride of Frankenstein and a Nazi-killing robot fight supervillains…

[Jake Brooks @JakeMeUpB4UGoGo]

Holy shit, somebody actually made a movie based on Superman comics…

[Jake Brooks @JakeMeUpB4UGoGo]

So Dexter famously had a shitty ending. Then years later they did a sequel series that gave Dexter a GOOD ending. So FUCK this Young Sheldon version of Dexter that undoes that in its first fucking scene…

[Jake Brooks @JakeMeUpB4UGoGo]

Has anyone ever taken a picture of Ice Cube flipping off Sting?

[Jake Brooks @JakeMeUpB4UGoGo]

“He had a family.” So did Charles Manson but I wasn’t weeping when he died either.

[Abdelrahman ElGendy @El_Gendy_95]

TL;DR.

[James Urbaniak @JamesUrbaniak]

Congrats to Scott Baio as new Attorney General nominee