Jake😈

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[Jake😈 @JakeMillican5]

My great uncle turned 99 today and I got him a box of legos. Ages 4-99 and I figured he better use em while he can

[Jake😈 @JakeMillican5]

I love our free healthcare system. You know… the one that doesn’t care if I can see :) (just paid my yearly $600 subscription to sight)

[Jake😈 @JakeMillican5]

Temporary, part time, casual, retail position has the same vibes as long-term long-distance low-commitment casual girlfriend

[Jake😈 @JakeMillican5]

@K_Shepp69 I think this is the first time I have seen this meme format and had it actually be an opinion that inspires anger in me

[Jake😈 @JakeMillican5]

My goal in jobs is to make myself indispensable and then quit without notice

[Jake😈 @JakeMillican5]

It’s so fucked up that both me and my girlfriend make like $2.50 over minimum wage and can’t afford to to live in anything but the cheapest apartments in Fredericton with 2 other people

[Jake😈 @JakeMillican5]

This is the #1 way to increase your confidence. I feel so fucking cool now that I drive a motorcycle

[Jake😈 @JakeMillican5]

@rbnmgrhm Banger food court tho. Like don’t wanna make food? Fast food to expensive? Slice of pizza $2

[Jake😈 @JakeMillican5]

@K_Shepp69 If you buy vans that have a built in insole the toe and grip is far more durable and it’s only a bit more expensive. I have had a couple pairs for a few years

[Jake😈 @JakeMillican5]

In Fredericton you have to buy a digital pass on your phone that has a time limit and expires, I have been running off the same screenshot for over a year. $2 bus pass

[Jake😈 @JakeMillican5]

I was whipper snipping at work and I accidentally killed a frog. I have more sadness from this frog death than anything ever. I’m so sorry mr frog. You deserved so much better

[Jake😈 @JakeMillican5]

@rbnmgrhm @gaygooose I saw a guy use it to buy a ps5 at a shoppers and he would resell for cash

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@rbnmgrhm You can buy the newest iPhone from Apple with affirm for 0% interest and up to like 2 or 3 years to pay it off monthly. They also don’t check credit. Main downside is you have to pay the phone plan separate

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Saw the x on my Home Screen and visibly winced and nearly delegated the app. I feel like such a a fucking dweeb for having twitter

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love addicts be like pleasee just one more tender moment in your presence

[Jake😈 @JakeMillican5]

It’s been awhile before my primal urges awoke me from my slumber at 4am

[Jake😈 @JakeMillican5]

I told my friends an in depth description of how my brain works and they told me to go get a professional diagnosis. They don’t know what for

[Jake😈 @JakeMillican5]

@dogpopeinspace Manual labour is the neurodivergent meditation

[Jake😈 @JakeMillican5]

@K_Shepp69 @AdultingIsEasy This is kinda real, like no, definitely didn’t wanna work when I was 14 but I also was way better set up to get what I want in life because of it. I have worked so many jobs in different industries and potential employers always tell me my extensive experience is what got the job

[Jake😈 @JakeMillican5]

@K_Shepp69 @aliyahInterlude Lol I say “as a part” because I put hoses on the planes and pump em full of water, foam, or fire retardant. I have the safest and easiest job in that field lol