Jake Mitten

MUFC

[Jake Mitten @JakeMitten]

Paredes and Medina need banning for a long time!

[Jake Mitten @JakeMitten]

My god his son is a SPITTING image

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

Brilliant reception for Casemiro as he walks in with his son and daughter.

[@ChrisWheelerDM]

[Jake Mitten @JakeMitten]

@StevenDonovan02 I love Yoro but heaven is what we thought he’d be

[Jake Mitten @JakeMitten]

@_onlyscott Mason mount

[Jake Mitten @JakeMitten]

Had a shocker and hooked at half time vs United

[beyond90 @beyond90ftbl]

They say first impressions last.

Abdukodir Khusanov (21) is proving this isn’t the case

He’s started the last 8 games for Man City and has looked a far cry from the player we saw make his debut against Chelsea

A physical monster, he’s one of the fastest players you’ll see and throws his body at everything that comes his way

Not to mention he’s accomplished enough in possession to play as RB/CB in Pep’s system

one of the best young centre-backs in Europe.

[Jake Mitten @JakeMitten]

Absolutely agree however if you go ahead and few seconds to when Cuenca score you’ll see almost a full foot offside which even if this was incorrect the goal should still have been disallowed

[Fans against VAR @FansAgainstVAR_]

For over 100 years this was onside.
In every division in England except the PL benefit of the doubt is given to the attacker
What a joke VAR has made the sport

[Jake Mitten @JakeMitten]

Wrapped up by Nani

[Dzner™️ @DznerV3]

Nah spot on tbf mate

[Jake Mitten @JakeMitten]

@Shealacey10 Ref was a cunt anyway pal

[Jake Mitten @JakeMitten]

Crazy

[🇪🇹 @v1nsmok4]

I have a database of over 100 fifteen and sixteen year olds who excite me more than this kid

[Jake Mitten @JakeMitten]

@FabrizioRomano Brugge not Antwerp right?

[Jake Mitten @JakeMitten]

“Likely to be packing 7+ inches” might actually be the worst thing I’ve ever seen written down

[۟ @xoogbiid]

If you were:

- 6'0

- Earning £250k/week

- Likely to be packing 7+ inches

Would you accept something like this as your wife?

[Jake Mitten @JakeMitten]

This is not close you sausage we were miles off it

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

“Manchester United have never come close to winning the league since SAF left”

[Jake Mitten @JakeMitten]

@JackTheJobber Randy jelly sounds like blue from monsters v aliens

[Jake Mitten @JakeMitten]

Pity?

[Olly @Utd_Olly15]

Genuine question why would he join us ???

[Jake Mitten @JakeMitten]

I mean if you have to use the phrase “I never wanted him to die” then you really have to reevaluate some things my guy!

[Lachs @AFCLach]

I apologise for my tweet I made 3 years ago about Jota, stupid and harmful tweets like that are not made with the intention of something like that to actually end up happening. I never wanted him to die, I adored Jota as a footballer and everyone’s life carries enormous value. ❤️

[Jake Mitten @JakeMitten]

Probably deliberating for the same amount of time as he does for a cross…

[Tosin Adebayor @Adebay0r__]

I know it’s off season and the players are on vacations at different countries, but it’s not an excuse for them not too attend their teammates wedding.

Just saying tho

[Jake Mitten @JakeMitten]

I mean I like having roads too but I recently had a referral rejected by my local hospital and have not had a reason given 🙃

[Danny Beales MP @DannyBeales]

No one loves paying tax…but I do love having a hospital, schools, trains, roads and police I can call.

[Jake Mitten @JakeMitten]

Didn’t Marcelo wear 12 for real for many successful years?

[The Kop Watch @TheKopWatch]

Number 12 has as much aura as an electric toothbrush 😭

[Jake Mitten @JakeMitten]

@GraemeBandeira Absolutely agree with the SU V BC aspect but scrapping playoffs is ridiculous, have 3rdv4th and 5thv6th and then I genuinely believe the final would be more competitive! Guarantee Bristol v United would be much closer in a final at Wembley

[Jake Mitten @JakeMitten]

Cb and lcb with a right footer( Maguire) on the right pretty simple

[shashwatt @BlunT_43]

Both are left footed?