Jake Mizzi

Here for the occasional banter and serious news.

PS. I let my cereal sit in a bowl of milk for a small amount of time, letting it get soggy before eating it.

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@ZaanTalksFooty @paultho99402087 @David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC Saudi will buy him for more

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@wckd88 @wbuxtonofficial @jackwhitehall Fully agree. Also, such a show should be about the cars whereas all we got was long video intros followed by just 1 minute of presenting the car.

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Silly me believing Red Bull would change their livery

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@Soerenm34 @F1 @AlpineF1Team Seriously wtf was that

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When the intro is longer than the presentation #alpine

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@AlpineF1Team @F1 @PierreGASLY @jackdoohan33 @alpinecars Stunning car, terrible presentation

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Alpine with the worst car intro of the night .. how could someone think this is a good idea

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@visacashapprb @Isack_Hadjar @yukitsunoda07 Beautiful

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fia giving lando a safety penalty but couldn’t take a mirror off the track for safety??

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@FabrizioRomano He did say he's more out than in

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Now I understand why Salah said "I'm more out than in"

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I keep getting bombarded with Royal Gala ads but let’s face it, there’s no doubt Pink Lady are the best apples by miles!

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@iamyesyouareno Apartheid ruined these people, and even though it was abolished, these people were failed by the system. These are the long term effects of apartheid.

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Today’s crash was Sainz’s fault, people really need to get off hate trains and see things for what they really are…

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@McLarenF1 We're being rewarded for years of sticking by the team. Let's go team! 🥲

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Cunt Max Verstappen days are back

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Was told I'm packing rizz last Wednesday which was supposed to make me feel good but it only made me feel old because this terminology confuses me

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McLaren should have just double-stacked during the Safety Car; completely compromised the race by leaving Norris out #Formula1

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Been a while #facebookdown

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@keanemizzi has fled the country