Jake Ness

26 // Sometimes funny // Former B-Team Mathlete // ⏪ @goghosthounds @frederickkeys @learfield @floridaleague Ship ‘21/‘26ish

[Jake Ness @JakeNess30]

This season, I had the opportunity to handle the broadcasting duties for both the Spire City Ghost Hounds and Frederick Keys. While it’s difficult to encompass a season of such magnitude in 20ish minutes, my reel highlights just some of the journey

https://t.co/HXlEW2iCUH

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Jake Ness @JakeNess30]

@Fxlse_nein1 Suddenly didn’t care anymore once they got to the final lmao

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

😘

[Khushi. @khushidave_]

I think I speak for the entire footballing world when I say this: Absolutely not.

[Jake Ness @JakeNess30]

@BlueJays

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Every right-wing response to this is literally just

[Jake Ness @JakeNess30]

Who will be the next GM to fall for James Harden?

[Jake Ness @JakeNess30]

@GrantHo16890702 @oztalksfootball After the CWC he did the positivity schtick and then like two months later he was already back streaming with Minerals

[Jake Ness @JakeNess30]

@MobyChe The anti Enzo agendas have been disgusting recently

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

Just to be clear the people who are bending over backwards to defend Jaxson Dart’s introducing and excitement about Trump would be burning his jersey now if he did the same thing for Zohran Mamdani so stop trying to pretend it’s not about politics.

[Jake Ness @JakeNess30]

@siphillipssport Palmer does not deserve to be there let’s be real

[Jake Ness @JakeNess30]

@conn3XTS1n @CarefreeLewisG Do you really need an explanation?

[Simon Phillips @siphillipssport]

They’re so shameless. Nothing to do with the fact you replaced him with another inexperienced yes man and the squad build hasn’t been good enough and lacked balance and key elements, no? Hideous this lot with their PR. Nobody buys it.

[Max @MaxFSport]

Unless I am missing something, Maresca didn’t get a pay rise after securing the top four target and then winning the club World Cup which no one thought Chelsea would, but the sporting directors did.

He then in the summer didn’t get backed as much as he would have liked (the whole centre back thing) and once City contacted him, he asked for more power and again a pay rise and extension to reflect what he had done at Chelsea.

Once Chelsea didn’t want to give him that until the summer review then he started to engage with City more seriously about a future job.

To Maresca it must have come across very much like the success of his tenure was down to the model and not his work, so why are people calling him a snake?

[CarefreeLewisG🇪🇹📸 #YOURWORLDCHAMPIONS @CarefreeLewisG]

If Moises Caicedo made the tackle Havertz did there would be a 6 match ban, a court date and a 30min Sky Sports segment on the increase of violence in football.

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

That trash club will win the league solely because they have the refs and VAR on payroll

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

The Great Replacement theory is the white supremacist rebranding of the Nazi ideologies that were central to Adolf Hitler’s Mein Kampf.

Never let this hate be normalized.
Always call it out.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team.

The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge.

Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!

[Jake Ness @JakeNess30]

@siphillipssport As a manager or head coach?