Jake, Not From State Farm

Stoke survivor. Type 2 diabetes...diahbeetus?
Is this thing on??,

[Jake, Not From State Farm @JakeNotFSM]

@octopuscaveman The first thing my dad downloaded at a whopping 28.8k was Dolly Parton. Her boobs were 3x the size. It was 1996.

It took 2 hours.

Thank you.

[Jake, Not From State Farm @JakeNotFSM]

I had a stroke about a year ago. I'm lucky to be alive.

[Jake, Not From State Farm @JakeNotFSM]

@EricVBailey This is appropriate. Thanks!

[Jake, Not From State Farm @JakeNotFSM]

@EricVBailey Feel you man. I've been looking for work for almost 2 months. Hang tough.

[Jake, Not From State Farm @JakeNotFSM]

@itsjessandart @astroinrealtime Scorpio. Meds. Check.

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@ProfGinger That's really fucked up. Who does that anyway?

[Jake, Not From State Farm @JakeNotFSM]

@mistressdivy Every dang time!

[Jake, Not From State Farm @JakeNotFSM]

@boombabybrown I pay like $100 a month for ad free live TV in there and I still get commercials. Stupid.

[Jake, Not From State Farm @JakeNotFSM]

@EVA24011 I mean it sounds nice to me.

[Jake, Not From State Farm @JakeNotFSM]

@ProfGinger Fuck that. Like what you want to.

[Jake, Not From State Farm @JakeNotFSM]

Co-worker: wonder why this block says finished on 5 sides. There's only 4 sides.

Me:

[Jake, Not From State Farm @JakeNotFSM]

This is pretty cool but hard to look at. Just FML.

[Jake, Not From State Farm @JakeNotFSM]

@Mr_Husky1 Cuckoo clock pieces

[Jake, Not From State Farm @JakeNotFSM]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Jake, Not From State Farm @JakeNotFSM]

@BravestBunny I hear you. I feel you.

[Jake, Not From State Farm @JakeNotFSM]

Nothing wrong seeing this this morning. Lucky to be alive.

[Jake, Not From State Farm @JakeNotFSM]

@ProfGinger Nothing on the last time I hit up Jack in the Box.

Combo meal, $19.48

That was the last time I had fast food. It's been about a year ago.

[Jake, Not From State Farm @JakeNotFSM]

@EVA24011 You're fine I'm rocking this today... Been a long time.

[Jake, Not From State Farm @JakeNotFSM]

@EVA24011 Sounds like a heck of a weekend.