Jacob Ohlhausen

[some stupid animal @WennerstromCarl]

Cops point blank pepper spray a protester in Kansas City

What a powerful picture #protests2020

[Jacob Ohlhausen @JakeOhlhausen]

@kcpolice wife was in an accident and called 911 over an hour ago. I've been on hold with the non-emergency line for ten minutes. What gives?

[Atonix Digital @AtonixDigital]

It's been a great day at the Edison Awards Innovators Showcase! We'll be here until 4pm Eastern so be sure to stop by for our demo, #bigdata powering IoT microbial reduction devices. Then tonight is the Gala; cheers to all the winners! #EA18 @Black_Veatch @Synexis_H2O2

[Atonix Digital @AtonixDigital]

We look forward to sharing insights into how to use #bigdata to enhance and automate water audits, manage water loss. See us in booth 204. #NAWL17

[Jacob Ohlhausen @JakeOhlhausen]

@StateFarm Will SF Bank support 3rd party budgeting services like Mint anytime soon? If no I think it's time for me to switch.

[Jacob Ohlhausen @JakeOhlhausen]

Hey @965TheBuzz, I wrote code that automatically gathers top hits from your TuneGenie into a Spotify playlist https://t.co/nTUGOCZoNJ

[LTown Tennis @ltowntennis]

I want to give a huge shout out to @JakeOhlhausen @Willis_Strip and @showmeyamoves00 for hanging out this weekend in COMO. #Alumni

[Jacob Ohlhausen @JakeOhlhausen]

@ltowntennis Thanks for having me! Great job this weekend.

[Jacob Ohlhausen @JakeOhlhausen]

"I define success as getting to the point where you'd be OK with losing everything." -Tony Hsieh, Zappos founder, worth $840m

[Jacob Ohlhausen @JakeOhlhausen]

Wishing middle school me would've known how much professional me uses instant messaging, would've been a great excuse to "practice" more

[Jacob Ohlhausen @JakeOhlhausen]

Transitioning from high school to college and into the real world

[The Motley Fool @themotleyfool]

“Time is the currency of everyone’s life.” -- Joel Greenblatt

[Jacob Ohlhausen @JakeOhlhausen]

https://t.co/nE9SI8o7EG

[LHS Jays Soccer @libsoccer]

So proud of @sheabayy2 with her call up to the WNT!! Hard work and determination pays off!

[Jacob Ohlhausen @JakeOhlhausen]

@rfadevices Are you guys still doing business in the U.S.? I'm interested in spec'ing the Eagle for a project...

[Jacob Ohlhausen @JakeOhlhausen]

@KMOV @FOX2now Far more distracting to audience and disrespectful to actors

[Jacob Ohlhausen @JakeOhlhausen]

I was at the Muny when @Blklivesmatter protested last night- media choppers (@KMOV, @FOX2now) circling for rest of show far more disruptive.

[Jacob Ohlhausen @JakeOhlhausen]

Apparently John Kerry (6'4") is nine inches taller than Vladimir Putin (5'7").

[Jacob Ohlhausen @JakeOhlhausen]

"Let me remind you of this chart: the US stock market over past 140 years adjusted for inflation." -@themotleyfool

[Jacob Ohlhausen @JakeOhlhausen]

Unfortunately I have the closest desk to the vending machines.