JP

[I Smoked Doomsdale @BlackKnight10k]

Putting together a thread of the best Trump conviction tweets

[cants @cantseyy]

Me coming out of Woolworth's pick n mix

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

The worst thing about being famous is the lack of privacy. I can’t even walk down the street without people looking and pointing.

[Mr Jolly @paul_jolly2019]

@GaryLineker @JamesPearceLFC Amazing, made my night

[JP @JakeParker07]

Night made.

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Well, we found this taped to the back of the set. As sabotage goes it was quite amusing. 😂😂😂

[🅱️razil @wandellings]

@ozzyrich25

[Femi @Femi_sorry]

Laura Kuenssberg: Maybe social care would improve is care workers weren't struggling on £18,000 / year.

Rishi Sunak: What if we gave them a SENSE that they're being paid more?

#BBCLauraK: Would you work for £18,000?

Rishi Sunak: Look Laura! My job actually matters!!

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Sir Tom Jones donates £23bn to equip Ukraine with next-generation sex bombs, capable of wiping out all lusty men within a 40km radius

[Biggies Malls 2.0 @Biggies_MaIIs]

Waking up from your post-Christmas dinner nap when someone cracks the top layer of a Viennetta

[Classify @Class]

Kanye West's manager watching his interview

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

What a World Cup for Wales 🔥

[𝙇𝙞𝙖𝙢 @OfficialVizeh]

Everyone on Twitter getting notifications for the Indian Super League:

[Joe Crann @YesWeCrann]

Them: “It’s just the first game, don’t get carried away.”

Literally everybody in England:

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

I often wonder how unprepared we are for deepfake technology

[ً @wrailss]

I’ve never seen some shit like this 😭

[Sophie Thompson @sophxthompson]

Biting into a steak bake

[richard @RichardSmiiith]

center parcs right now

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon.

The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.

[JP @JakeParker07]

@Tesco @JoeDuzza He stole it Dale, so no receipt… but how do we go about getting this £250,000 compensation pls shagger?