Jake Weber

#ChefLyfe #KState #Chiefs

[Okie (and USA) Political Memes @OKPoliticalMeme]

About that

[Jake Weber @JakePerry56]

4 days ago 😭

[On3 @On3]

BREAKING: Nebraska has fired its offensive coordinator Dana Holgorsen, @PeteNakos reports.

https://t.co/VrlMqv5wPf

[Jake Weber @JakePerry56]

I can’t wait for the first time Dana White motherfucks the white house press corps

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Donald Trump has offered the job of White House press secretary to UFC President & CEO, Dana White.

[Jake Weber @JakePerry56]

I’m banking on seeing this movie in IMAX tomorrow being so good that it wipes my brain of the first half of this K-State game.

[Global Box Office @GlobalBoxOffice]

GODZILLA MINUS ZERO overperforms and scores America’s highest-grossing opening day of ALL TIME for a foreign-language live-action film.

It opened to $14.5M and is now on track for a $30M+ domestic debut, nearly 3x as much as MINUS ONE.

[Jake Weber @JakePerry56]

K-State is gonna lose this game horribly and the season is fucked. We’re paying dudes millions to not produce. This NIL era has ruined everything. That all being said.. Stillwater, OK is a nice college in a borderline destitute town. Manhattan clears low diff.

[Jake Weber @JakePerry56]

Jurassic Park Beijing opening 2030

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Colossal Biosciences, the startup working to bring extinct animals back to life, accuses a former employee of stealing company de-extinction secrets.

[Bazooka Joe ™️ @bazookajoeOG]

Whoever decided engines should shut themselves off at every red light needs a good kick in the nuts.

[Xavier ✊🏾 🍉 @XavierGordon20]

This really was Texas' last straw

[Jake Weber @JakePerry56]

Fucking trade Chris Jones and draft capital for a real god damn wide receiver

[Arrowhead Corner @ArrowheadCorner]

The #Chiefs are signing wide receiver Bub Means to their practice squad.

Per, @AaronWilson_NFL.

[Mike Jones @gumppinatx]

This has to be one of the biggest blunders in a long time in Texas politics. To piss off every major veterans group in the state was idiotic. Then to double down after the veto and say "if they don't like it they can vote me out." Well here we are.

[mako @BadlyLiquidated]

It's now the Gay of Hormuz

[Hometown Hero ATX @HometownHeroATX]

This image will forever go down in the history books as the day that Lt. Gov Dan Patrick set into motion a chain of events that would eventually lead to his downfall and cost him the most powerful seat in the state

And it all started by throwing a bag of our Cereal Bites 😂🍃👋

[Texas Hemp Business Council @TexasHempBiz]

Goodbye @DanPatrick 👋💚

[Jake Weber @JakePerry56]

RT @jfberke: Vikki Goodwin unseats Dan Patrick as Lt Governor in Texas. She told me in an interview earlier this month that she would pursu…

[Joe @JoeCool_15]

Joe Rogan on the alcohol lobby and Dan Patrick banning cannabis in Texas:

“The Texas thing is all about alcohol. It's all about alcohol. It's traceable money to Dan Patrick.”

“Because marijuana is relatively inexpensive. If you go out drinking with some buddies, you have $500-600 tab at the end of the night.

In California where you can legally buy [cannabis] - $15 to $20 and you’re barbecued for the whole night. Especially California cannabis.”

[Jake Weber @JakePerry56]

This is the one photo where Paxton almost looks like he has normal eyes.

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

Texas,

I ask for your votes for Ken Paxton for the US Senate.

@KenPaxtonTX

[Jake Weber @JakePerry56]

Show us the alien bases you cowards

[AstroScroll @astroscroll]

Amazing!!! Nasa just mapped the whole Ocean surface from space by using Gravity.

[Jake Weber @JakePerry56]

Where did they come out of??

[Entertainment Weekly @EW]

Jennifer Lawrence shared that her ‘butthole’ did not bounce back after welcoming two kids with husband Cooke Maroney https://t.co/LTVvMTQJZ7

[Jake Weber @JakePerry56]

A&M fuckin sucks

[Texas Football Life @txfblife]

45 years ago today, an A&M cadet charged SMU cheerleaders with a drawn saber after they spelled “SMU” with their bodies following a TD.

A cheerleader knocked him down. SMU won 27-7, and the cadet was later suspended for the rest of the semester