jake terrell

the dude abides

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Will be getting the Mark Davis bowl cut if the Raiders win the super bowl this year

[jake terrell @JakePlautz]

Kids are just adults that don’t have the filter that stops them from saying stupid shit

[jake terrell @JakePlautz]

it’s 2021 and I’m just now realizing the lyrics aren’t “watermelon sugar pie”

[jake terrell @JakePlautz]

business idea: a lazy Susan but it’s electric and spins on its own. I call it an energetic Susan

[jake terrell @JakePlautz]

wouldn’t it be cool if we just had a government that cared about us? like we wouldn’t have to watch all these bulllshit political ads and we could just trust them. man, what a world

[jake terrell @JakePlautz]

“man if only there were some type of covering I could wear over my face so no one could see what I’m saying”

[jake terrell @JakePlautz]

football’s back on and i’m still too poor for cable. nature is healing

[jake terrell @JakePlautz]

10 years ago I thought when people met me they thought “man he’s pretty cool” and I’m just now realizing that they actually thought “wow what a douchebag”

[jake terrell @JakePlautz]

I probably look this up once every couple of months and it still makes me giggle every time https://t.co/nZmnmhHxTP

[jake terrell @JakePlautz]

did I miss the meeting where everyone decided to use Instagram stories?

[jake terrell @JakePlautz]

@Eddy1765 *bad

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I call it Toktik because it’s toxic

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being an adult sucks cause I just got money from my family for my birthday and my immediate thought was “sweet I can use that for groceries this week”

[jake terrell @JakePlautz]

I woke up this morning to this in mynotes. what is happening

[jake terrell @JakePlautz]

I’ll venmo anyone $10 that can correctly guess the 6th movie based off of the 5 random movies my grandma gave to me

[jake terrell @JakePlautz]

@PFTCommenter is a national treasure

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@gaines983 🙇‍♂️

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it’s almost the end of the decade and i’m still waiting for someone to teach me how to dougie

[jake terrell @JakePlautz]

I realized a while ago that I’m just too old for shower beers. So I’ve transitioned to shower tequilas

[jake terrell @JakePlautz]

I bought a new toothbrush the other day but I realized I hate it after the first use and now I’m stuck with it for like three months. this is why I have issues with commitment