Jake Randall

I help people buy new consoles on YouTube and also own the Sunflower Bakery & Cafe. Cystic Fibrosis patient and advocate.

[Jake Randall @JakeRandall]

I spent nearly half of my 20s in a hospital bed. My lung function is below 40% and gets lower each day. And I have the most wonderful life I could ever imagine because of the relationships and love in my life.

I AM SO HAPPY AND BLESSED.

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@kristanovva Jigglypuff! As seen from above

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@NintyPrime I just don’t understand how you went from “fanboy” and “shill” to the last one, that’s a crazy jump 🤣😭

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@NintyPrime

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@NintyPrime 👑

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This is the most underrated game of its generation. One of my top 5 OG switch games. Incredibly addicting game with a story that hooks you and keeps you guessing wanting to uncover the mystery.

You can beat it in well under 10 hours but I consider that a good thing! It has no filler, all killer from start to finish.

Cannot recommend enough and I am SO excited for this DLC!

[Jimmywahh @Jimmywahh]

This happen every time Jebediah get the aux 😂

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@Jimmywahh 🤣

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wtf 🤣

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First Full Length YT video dropping today 👀

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Finally convinced one of my best friends to start his channel! Give him a follow and check out his first vid which goes over some tips for starting a channel yourself (yeah, I helped—might be a finger gun or 2 in there! 😉)

[Jimmywahh @Jimmywahh]

Here goes nothing ….

https://t.co/Cxf5NO2F6u

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Babe wake up!

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This little kid dropping the “BOY” is CRAZY 🤣🤣😭

[Jimmywahh @Jimmywahh]

I don't know if you're allowed to say that...?

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@Toojiovw shocked skeleton

[Nichole @NicholeDelly]

Miley Cyrus reveals she refuses to do any foreplay with men and orders them to penetrate her immediately without lube so their ugly penises get out of her sight

"I enjoy sexuality more than I enjoy sex."

"I don't really fuck with foreplay because I'm just too busy. As everyone will tell you, even in my business, I do not like to tease things. I like to not say shit and then just fucking go for it and scare the shit out of you."

"I have a lot of shit going on. I don't really have time to sit around and flick my clit. I really want to get the fuck done and get the fuck back to editing."

"If I'm in the mood, we're good. I don't really need lube, to be honest. Stick it right in, just hurry, hurry, and make it good."

"I don't really want to look at a penis for any longer than I have to. I think that's why I want it to go inside, so it gets out of my face. I don't want it in my face, dude."

"I like dicks as an aesthetic."

"It's good if it can just get in and go away, because I don't want it eyeing me off. That's just how I truly feel."

"Everyone knows that tits are prettier than balls. Everybody knows this. Your dick is ugly, but look at this body."

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@RyanFL33 @ScopeReport_ You’re just as bad.

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@PaintFatPurple Console stuff actually

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I finally caved! I’ve been thinking about this purchase all year and every month I still wanted it and did more research on it. After talking with friends about it that had one I knew it was time. Very excited!

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@Pumpkabowo Happy birthday 🥰❤️

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@LeBlorstOfTimes @CleSportsFan34 @ByJasonLloyd Hey who’s this dude?!

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@Mike27TroutGOAT Not at all, clearly intentional

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Fire Emblem Fortunes Weave is such a clever name to show its connection to THREE houses we have FOUR-tunes weave with 4 stories vs the 3 stories in 3 houses, I love that