Jake Richard Says

Life without Jake Richard will be difficult, but you can still stay up to date with his wit and brilliance. Distance separates us, but Jake Richard unites us.

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"I imagine that whenever I'm not in a place, everyone in that place is just waiting for me to get there."

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I"'m like Pavlov's dog, but with murder"

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I have a delicate complexion #GingerSnap

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"Buzzfeed is the Lil Wayne of websites. Their quizzes make me want to literally bludgeon my head."

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"I'm always behind."

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In my opinion, being able to poop in your office bathroom is the ultimate sign of confidence."

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"I cannot be tamed. I'm like Miley Cyrus in 2011."

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"I sorry that I'll never be able to love someone as much as I hate LeBron."

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"I've always wanted to be a Barbie."

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"Some people call me the white Bruno Mars"

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"Looooving youuu, is easyyy cause you poop a looot." 🎵🎶🎵🎶

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Jake's Pokemon (real picture):

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"Serial rapists and people who drink straight out of a two liter are LITERALLY committing the same crime."

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Art museum adventures part 7.

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Art museum adventures part 6.

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Art museum adventures part 5.

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Art museum adventures part 4.

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Art museum adventures part 3.

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Art museum adventures part 2.