Jake Rife

My life is in its favorite chapter. I was born for a storm, a calm does not suit me. MFJL IBEW Local 77 #7831281

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Shocker, the tom foolery comes down to a relief pitcher and a coño

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They can bury this decision to pitch to springer with bazardo in those non existent mass graves in Canada

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The collective sad Canadian “ohhhhhhh” on any ball in play that’s not an out is feeding my soul

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“WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING” he yelled as Naylor tried to do anything and everything to break up a double play with a shot to the WS on the line. I swear fucking pitchers man. Fucking pitchers.

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Naylor with home field advantage power

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By fouling that pitch off 9 miles outside and being pissed at himself he essentially set the pitcher up to go back there to that edge and Geno had to know. Baseball bb

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Hungover baseball players are undefeated

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Bryce killer huge nuts go Ms

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What a good weekend to be a husky and a mariners guy.

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@alexSSN Bazardo go brrrrr

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Bazardo go brrrr

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*Scans to the crowd*

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We really gonna keep speeding up Baez’s bat with cement mixers

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@alexSSN Should have sent a mix tape to Donny Harrel. Who knows what could have been

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I know big noon kick off is at Michigan but Urban Meyer should always be booed no matter where he’s at since he’s a massive piece of shit.

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Watching Chapman shove makes me wanna do some ND’s in my garage. Something about it.

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Miller just straight up has Netos number.

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People would call that a “nice fucking at bat” by JRod.

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Going on a limb here, but since Adam wasn’t paying attention all fucking game and just got told to “get hot” it’s pretty funny he thought that cement mixer would work a second time on Geno. Jesus, pitchers.

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Kirby absolute hammer to the best catcher in mlb comma from towns called Baltimore