jake 🦮

He/They 🏳‍🌈 Your bestie with a bit of brain cancer 🩶🎗️

[jake 🦮 @JakeRohlinger]

Gay.

[jake 🦮 @JakeRohlinger]

@mxjuliette I love you too! It’s okay, it was just 3am when it happened and I didn’t want to wake up my husband but I had to get it out cause I was so shook so twitter saw it 🤣🤣🤣

[jake 🦮 @JakeRohlinger]

Was suddenly woken up having a temporal lobe seizure 😭😭😭 I hate them so much they’re so scary it truly feels like I am going to die. At least I know what they are now that helps me get through the episodes but man I’ve truly never experienced anything scarier.

[noa-chan @laineeeyybaby]

I bet this is what everyone thinks about me

[jake 🦮 @JakeRohlinger]

Having temporal lobe seizures is constantly asking people if they smell or hear things to make sure I’m not hallucinating 😭🤣

[jake 🦮 @JakeRohlinger]

Omg I can’t sleep because my head is clicking so loud 😭🤣

[jake 🦮 @JakeRohlinger]

Feeling very grateful my neurosurgeon used dissolvable stitches because seeing people with staples around their head is intense 😭 but the doctor that stitched me up raw after taking out my brain drain… that was crazy 😭🤣

[jake 🦮 @JakeRohlinger]

Y’all my head will not stop clicking 😭🤣 it literally makes clicking noises and it feels like someone is popping bubble wrap under my skin and the air is escaping through my eye socket 💀💀💀💀

[Eggnog @Eggnog_uwu]

Trans rights

[jake 🦮 @JakeRohlinger]

Temporal lobe seizures for anyone curious. If you’re feeling any of these things hit me up I might have news for you 💀🤣😭

[jake 🦮 @JakeRohlinger]

Omg y’all I’m having so many focal seizures since surgery 😵‍💫😵‍💫😭😭 I’m gonna throw up (again lol) this is crazy

[jake 🦮 @JakeRohlinger]

My social media feed now is little kids being seizure free and it makes me so emo 😭💜💜💜 love seeing the kids succeeding

[jake 🦮 @JakeRohlinger]

What it feels like to have a focal seizure in public and pretend to be normal

[futch hartman 🏳️‍⚧️ @tiddypocket]

mom pulled out a kitchen aid that’s taking up half the counter

[jake 🦮 @JakeRohlinger]

Yall… they got my head stitched back so tight I feel like I got a face lift lol. The way my head hurts is crazy 💀😵‍💫😭🤣

[Migue @sinbuenostuits]

Yo a los 13 cuando me preguntaban si era gay y decía que no

[jake 🦮 @JakeRohlinger]

Once my brain tumor is removed 😜

[ciel @xzcielz]

do u wanna hangout once the curse lifts

[jake 🦮 @JakeRohlinger]

Guys I literally have a brain tumor wtf 😭😭😭 this is so crazy

[KATSEYE @katseyeworld]

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[jake 🦮 @JakeRohlinger]

Good thing I’m about to have to go bald 🤪

[New York Post @nypost]

Deadly superbug confirmed in 23 states can hide in your hair follicles - and rewire your immune system https://t.co/R9ljwdQPCs

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

Bro thought he was back on the island

[groucho marxist🔻☭ @fwasiercwane]

so close