ThomasTheDankEngine

I still don't understand Twitter, but here I am.

[ThomasTheDankEngine @JakeRudnik]

Been a week and already missing you guys :(

[ThomasTheDankEngine @JakeRudnik]

Is it @ShambalaFest 20 yet?

[FaZe Apex @FaZeApex]

North Korea reportedly declared war on the US

If only he was still here to protect us...

[ThomasTheDankEngine @JakeRudnik]

I miss harambe :(((

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Pokemon Go > you

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Haters will say it's photoshopped

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Yo i need a breathalyzer as my passcode for my phone jesus christ Jake

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The @FVDEDinthePARK hype is so real right now

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To the guy who pledged to eat chipotle everyday for 365 days, you are literally my hero

[Jayven Gill @JGill818]

"Jayven this is your 24th yall, don't you have team mugshots tomorrow?" "Nah I'm scratched anyways"

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@ultra @tyson_cole can confirm

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Please dont be fake

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I think my phones broken, im not getting any tinder matches

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@FVDEDinthePARK crying over how good that lineup is 😍

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@ChrisBeisick dude so creamy

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@ChrisBeisick the creamiest source of memes

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Nobody ever believes me :((

[Jayven Gill @JGill818]

Can anyone confirm if @JakeRudnik is alive and well?

[ThomasTheDankEngine @JakeRudnik]

3 egg McMuffins, a banana, and this stupid customers ego i just devoured and i'm still hungry :(