Jake Sammon

[KFC @KFC_ES]

El próximo trailer de shrek se va a acabar viendo así:

[Pilgrim @VLONEPREDATOR]

you just know these two would take up the bench press for over an hour on a monday at 5pm

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

‘Heated Rivalry’ star Hudson Williams was unaware a swastika had been drawn on his face in resurfaced photos from his high school years, sources tell TMZ.

[ottawaisms @ottawaisms]

Happy pride month to all our Conservative staffer followers. We're here for you, whenever you're ready 🌈❤️

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

squidward is an ageing conservative homosexual, probably with a catholic background. you can tell he resents spongebob for being openly femme even though he himself is a bitchy quеenу gay guy who's too bald and poorly dressed to even be charming with it.

[Angry Possum ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ @AngryPossum69]

You people can't even imagine what Canada is like

[◢ Gucci ◤🍍OffKai Expo @GucciTheMod]

Canadians be like I forgot to bring my duotang

[josh @y0cuando]

Pronouncing oatmeal like Montreal

[Julio @JulioHashem]

My wife and I when we finally get our $49.11 Canadian bread money

[` ★ kory 🍀 @korytopia]

In Canada they will charge you $11 for 2 bags of stale nerds gummy clusters

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

If you have sex with your partner you are devaluing the adult entertainers you watch

[just business @OneWordPowerful]

What a beautiful language

[shane hollander’s lawyer @hollanovslawyer]

Filling out the Canadian census and the questions are 1) are you gay 2) did you watch heated rivalry and 3) are you willing to financially contribute to season 2 to fund a rihanna feature. What the fuck Mark Carney?

[Skely @123skely]

Hey I’m going to Berlin soon, does anyone know if Berghain is mobility scooter friendly. I’m American and weight 450 pounds, don’t worry the scooter is all black.

[tex @texmeplease]

i’m vaping for two now 🤰

[Thiego Novais @thiegonovais]

"Não precisa me chamar de senhor, professor"

[Nicholas Kole @FromHappyRock]

spyro

[codey ✟ @letmedowngently]

just used my mcdonald’s points to redeem snapchat+

[Aurora���️‍⚧️🔜EVO @AuroraFGC]

it’s funny how if 2 bottoms get together whoever ends up topping is actually more of a bottom