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that day Rainn Wilson was a guest on my late night talk show, tho. http://t.co/bYD14JdsUa

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.@Delta not cool delta. A near platinum who buys a near double price delta comfort gets seat assigned way back. American is more convenient from SJO anyways.

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@GayleKing thank you thank you a million times thank you for what you did today.

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@MeghanMcCain totally impressed and inspired by how you present yourself and your views Meghan. xx thanks for being a voice of reason

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I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/4Kqkn5V6gO First Lady - SNL

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@jilladairmakeup Isn’t she so special and kind.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

One of the most surprising parts of "Fire and Fury" is how Donald Trump accidentally started a national book club.

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@CynthiaMcFadden @Delta @CynthiaMcFadden girl you better get It. I tweet @Delta for their silliness all. the. time. in fairness they usually are good 99% of the time.

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@SenBobCorker god bless you man

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I’m up and considering ordering food at 425am. Holy hell. Jetlagged

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is racking up quite a therapy bill. Or may cause some experimentation later on down the line that may not be so comfortable either! Kids are the mirror to ourselves. My poor parents.

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Dear the Dad-Who-I-just-tweeted about: scolding your son for touching himself and telling him to act normal and stop that because you're uncomfortable

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extender for the next flight in case I want that one as loose as a wizards sleeve, too.

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I asked for a seatbelt extender on Delta even tho I didn't need one! Wanted the overnight flight to be extra loosy goosy. Then I took the

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uncomfortable. But I know I'm also projecting what it is im seeing. So when everything's a projection, then what?

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I see these subtle moments of judgement and ignorance (maybe not racism) to service workers when I'm back in the real world. It's makes me

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and B) it's 4am. Believe me. You don't have to squint around in horror.

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Dear Dad-My-Age at SeaTac shuttle train at 4am: Noone cares your 6 yo pulled down his pants and started touching himself. A) it's normal

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I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/Gacs6udJ7a Alan Watts ~ How to Play the Game

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I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/3huIvE7xAJ Maui Spiritual Forum 8/16/17

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@StepToTheMic Seems like you're still in the same place then. See you around.