The YouTube compilation of Bob Mortimer's appearances on Would I Lie To You is the second greatest album after Sgt Pepper. I listen to it once a month whilst drunk and it brings me so much joy.
When going to supermarkets, I first hide a 2 litre bottle of softdrink in one of the freezers behind the frozen vegetables. I then retrieve my nicely chilled bottle at the end of my shop. No way I'm spending twice as much for only 500ml just to have a cold drink on the way home.