Jake Shaffer

Chicken pot pie. 3 of my favorite things

[Jake Shaffer @JakeShayfer]

Just bought a grill/smoker so you could say I’m getting pretty serious with summer

[🏴‍☠️ @1piecehub]

I may spend money on stupid shit but at least I aint spending money on diapers and formula.

[Jake Shaffer @JakeShayfer]

Can’t wait for the USA to dominate the olympics and then have every country call us fat anyways

[Jake Shaffer @JakeShayfer]

@Jacob-Shaffer-14 need to buy bread so hopefully I win

[Venmo @Venmo]

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[Scott Coker @ScottCoker]

On October 23, "The Last Emperor" returns to action in Moscow, Russia.

[Jake Shaffer @JakeShayfer]

@PucciRonny @jmoran8996 You are?

[Jake Shaffer @JakeShayfer]

Not saying I’m against vaccines but just don’t think I need the rona vaccine

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Christina Clemons qualified for the Olympics while wearing Cool Ranch Doritos earrings 👏

[Jake Shaffer @JakeShayfer]

The first time someone told me “to put it in the story basket” was probably the first time I realized no one gives a shit lol

[Jake Shaffer @JakeShayfer]

Protecting and serving the shit out of the community

[Abe Notlinkin 🚛💨 @BruceAllmiighty]

Y’all be safe out there Harris County, Texas Sheriffs cars with "ghost" decals.

[The_Real_Fly @The_Real_Fly]

Where are the rainbows in the Middled East @MercedesBenz , @BMW @Cisco @lenovoUS @bethesda ?

[Jake Shaffer @JakeShayfer]

“I can’t believe you don’t support LGBT rights you absolute bigot”

“Free Palestine, Hamas is good, Israel is bad”

[Jake Shaffer @JakeShayfer]

@hunter_reed14 They’re enjoying the beautiful scenery Johnstown has to offer

[Jake Shaffer @JakeShayfer]

Not a good look

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

The rule is now simple: get vaccinated or wear a mask until you do.

The choice is yours.

[Jake Shaffer @JakeShayfer]

@KendylPauly What a thoughtful man

[Adam Ford @FordCartoons]

Prophecy. Fulfilled.

[Jake Shaffer @JakeShayfer]

Wanna come over and eat hamburger helper with me? Made way to much and it’s terrible as a left over so I don’t want to waste it

[Maddie P @mad__money]

A tale of four snaps

[Jake Shaffer @JakeShayfer]

Bro almond milk is fantastic