Jake Simkins

Probably slinging pans and protein somewhere interesting 👨‍🍳.

[Middlesbrough FC @Boro]

WHAT A STRIKEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! 🇺🇸

[Boropolis @Boropolis]

It’s that time of the weekend.

#Boro | #UTB https://t.co/vI4ZhrrVzn

[Jaack @Jaack]

Witnessing Russ Cook cross the finish line here in Africa is the single most inspirational thing I think I’ve ever seen… what an absolute machine. Truly is the ⁦@hardestgeezer⁩

[Russ Cook @hardestgeezer]

The first person ever to run the entire length of Africa. Mission complete🫡

[Film Facts 🎬 @Factsonfilm]

Robert Downey Jr visiting Wall Street for a documentary in the early 90s

[Premier League @premierleague]

This is amazing insight! 🤩

Watch Youri Tielemans' @AVFCOfficial debut from his point of view...

#PLSummerSeries

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Grealish makes a good point here, he’s spent close to a full year playing non-stop football and won the treble. He’s had 3-4 days on the beers and some people have lost their minds. He’s loved because he’s not a robotic personality, long may it continue.

[Sky Bet Championship @SkyBetChamp]

🏆 The Player of the Season sponsored by @SkyBet, goes to @Boro's Chuba Akpom! 👏

📱 Follow live: https://t.co/dmfvaztspZ

#EFL | #EFLAwards

[Graeme Bandeira @GraemeBandeira]

@SkyNews Covered this story some weeks back when @theresecoffey buried the report so very welcome to see it resurface 👍 🦀

[Jake Simkins @JakeSimkins99]

Dabs @GordonRamsay

[Dan Walker @mrdanwalker]

Bit of an accident this morning.
Glad to be alive after getting hit by a car on my bike. Face is a mess but I don’t think anything is broken. Thanks to Shaun and Jamie for sorting me out and the lovely copper at the scene.
This is my smiling 😂
Thankful for our NHS ❤️

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

obv feel 😞 for my elderly neighbors who froze to death in January but this is massive for my cousin Sean who’s on Shell’s board!! #Bonus!! https://t.co/X8I3tNmVPy

[The Boro Breakdown Podcast @Boro_Breakdown]

.@cakpom, that’s silly 😮‍💨🔥 https://t.co/2xyFIl3YyA

[Derren Brown @DerrenBrown]

One of the best lunches ever @rileysfishshack, Tynemouth. Thank you everyone, that was magnificent 🐟

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

Honestly I’ve never seen anything so tone deaf in all my life.

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

#ThisMorning has turned completely dystopian and Black Mirror by offering to pay energy bills as a competition prize.

[Chris @Chris_BoroUTB]

#Boro’s search for last minute attacking reinforcements gets desperate, as Neil Bausor turns to a recently released player…

[Loyle @LoyleCarner]

hugo
an album by me
21/10/22

https://t.co/UyBzHECVjr

[Bealo 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @bealolufc]

Jordan Pickford at 4-0 down after catching an easy cross

[Sam Bishop @SamBishh]

- @50cent Closing @Parklifefest
Not a single phone in sight, just everyone enjoying the moment

[Sophies Tasty Tweets @sophie_hyam]

Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have 2― Anthony Bourdain