Jake Simpson

There's a 99% chance I'll offend you at some point. There's a 100% chance I won't lose sleep over it.

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

kick, push, kick, push, coast 🛹

like + repost to win

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How is this not illegal??? Cards Against Humanity is PAYING people who didn't vote in 2020 to apologize, make a voting plan, and post #DonaldTrumpIsAHumanToilet—up to $100 for blue-leaning people in swing states. I helped by getting a 2024 Election Pack: https://t.co/0EaL3xMvnL

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Rick because there’s snow under the car.

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@MonstersOfRock U2 opening for J. Geils Band

Guns N Roses opening for the Cult

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@JonathanMaberry I always liked Humanoids from the Deep and (not a monster movie) Dead and Buried

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@TheRealDudja B

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@EverythingOOC 18

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@cctvidiots 120

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@ClubSTEPHENKING Just finished the audio book yesterday. Loved it!

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@GeorgeTakei @iamnotchjohnson One of the funniest human beings ever

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@sirDukeDevin Two things that people have probably paid for rides

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@MadScientistFF 20

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@CordeiroRick A

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@CordeiroRick C

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@Dr_Blazquez @gcerveravalee 44

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@rodstewart Gotta be Maggie May!

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@CordeiroRick 7

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@TheRealDudja 4

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@ms__pauline Remember peeling the dried glue off the top so you could use them?

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@FerreNFT 18