Jake 🐍

Political Rambler | Degenerate Gambler | Husband | Dog Dad | Snakebite Survivor | Southern Miss to the top! 🦅 | War Eagle 🐯 | CLTFC 👑

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@ForTheCrownBaby Lattanzio out.
Krneta out.

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@SouthernMissFB @SickosCommittee

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@BarstoolBigCat Football is serious business! Don't let the kids have fun!

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@Topbin90 Literally laughing at this point. Barely clinging to my sanity.

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@ForTheCrownBaby 165 mins now without a shot on target.

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@Topbin90 165 mins without a shot on target.

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If Payton Thorne ever takes another snap in an Auburn jersey, it'll be too fucking soon. If Auburn had an even halfway competent quarterback, this is a completely different outcome.

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The Supporters Bar at Bank of America Stadium is showing the Bristol Night Race during the Charlotte FC game. I can't imagine a more North Carolina thing. Truly a beautiful sight. #ForTheCrown

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Only one thing on my mind this week. 🔔🔔🔔

Go to hell, Tulane. #SMTTT #BattleForTheBell

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Just watched Coach Prime on the Pat McAfee Show. This whole story is making college football more fun than it has been in years. I'm rooting for Colorado.

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I have never seen anything like this. How many times can a team piss away points at the end of a game? #ForTheCrown

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@ForTheCrownBaby Lattanzio outcoached again.

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Watching a former President of the United States get arrested is truly a sight to behold. What a time to be alive.

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Lattanzio out. We made it to the quarterfinals in spite of him. By sheer luck, and a couple amazing shootout performances by Kahlina. He's out of his depth as a manager. Always has been. #forthecrown #LeaguesCup

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I will no longer abide any Kahlina slander. The man is absolutely unconscious in shootouts. #ForTheCrown

[Charlotte FC @CharlotteFC]

KAHLINA SAVES IT!!! VAMOS!!!

CLT: ❌✅✅❌✅✅
CAZ: ✅❌❌✅✅❌

#LeaguesCup2023

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Kinda wild how in some states if you're over the age of 18 you can just go to a store and buy explosives to take home and detonate without any professional experience or supervision. Lmao

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@ForTheCrownBaby After seeing that starting back four, I'm not feeling confident.

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The BasedGod coming through when we needed him the most! THANK YOU BASEDGOD!

[Lil B THE BASEDGOD @LILBTHEBASEDGOD]

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LOVE YOU 2023 !!!!!

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THE WAIT IS OVER ! BITCH MOB THE ALBUM FT. Lil B , The BasedGod AND MANY MORE!!! FT #BASEDWORLD HITS SUCH AS " IShowSpeed " Tha Anthem " " Every time " " Hip Fire " AND MANY MORE!!

STREAM !!!! SPOTIFY
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Youtube

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LOVE YOU 2023 !!!!!

[Southern Miss Baseball @SouthernMissBSB]

Thanks, Coach Berry.

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