Jake Spain

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Shout out Benito

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Shout out ppl in the @McDonalds drive thru in 2025 not using the mobile app.

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Horse name: Fuzzy Dunlop

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Horse name: Funky Onions

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“Yes I’ll take a box for my last quadrant” - the whitest dude you’ve ever seen asking for a box for a club sandwich.

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Shout out Pharaoh Monch

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@boopfm523 This is why I was always an opponent to lookalike modeling.

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Can’t stand a slow talker

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Shout out the thing they stuff the Christmas trees through to put the net on them

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Shout out Orange Julius

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Shout out BLTs

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@boopfm523 Came in handy when I couldn’t find the remote this morning though

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Shout out @kaiforbath

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The way @tonydokoupil looked at that Diet Pepsi… I felt that.

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I’m a customer. How yall got me yelling corner and behind walking to the bathroom

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Shout out this dick Tracy wannabe lookin mf

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Nothing says Gen X like singing along with The Cure at the bar.

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If you thought that fight was gonna be anything other than a bad exhibition bout you definitely voted for the hype man two weeks ago

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Babe, wake up. A new yttv enjoy the zen just dropped

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Shout out koosh balls