Jake Stiff

Drop us a DM of any bullshit you hear from Stiffy™

[Jake Stiff @JakeStiffQuotes]

That commitment from Stiffy #AbsoluteDedication

[Jake Stiff @JakeStiffQuotes]

What he didn't tell you was that she was laying on the bed passed out https://t.co/JDfVhvglEV

[Alexandra Sciberras @alexandra_aks]

@JakeStiffQuotes 'I was so ready, the condom was under the book and everything'

[Jake Stiff @JakeStiffQuotes]

*Turns up to college 25 minutes late*
"So Leicester won the league then... Good dues on them!" #WhatDoesThatEvenMean

[Jake Stiff @JakeStiffQuotes]

"Oi can't believe you didn't know- every mountain is a volcano!" - April '16

[Jake Stiff @JakeStiffQuotes]

Ain't tweeted in ages, turns out there's no wifi in Africa #Pedalo #JayStiff

[Jakejamessmith @Jakejamessmith3]

@Arsenal you are absolutely crap, it's an easy game made hard

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"Going to get a guaranteed shag tomorrow lads"... *The next morning*...

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@Jakejamessmith3 I've told you this already, this is the pinnacle of banter

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@Jakejamessmith3 Alright you batty crease💕xxxxxx #Their

[Jake Stiff @JakeStiffQuotes]

"No longer a virgin!! Fucked this bird at a house party last night" #FreeHouse

[Jake Stiff @JakeStiffQuotes]

@JackFerrazle10 The hash tag says it all! Roddy's barnet's still better than his

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@Jakejamessmith3 Oh I suppose you're shagging all those birds tonight aren't you? #MadOne #OhWait

[Jake Stiff @JakeStiffQuotes]

@Jakejamessmith3 Nothing to do? This is the peak of entertainment for anyone surely?

[Jake Stiff @JakeStiffQuotes]

@Jakejamessmith3 You still in that bath alongside your sister mate? #HomeProblems

[Jakejamessmith @Jakejamessmith3]

#stillhasnolife https://t.co/zm70GF8a0p

[Jake Stiff @JakeStiffQuotes]

Has a Twitter page named after him with more followers than his actual account.#BadLuckStiffy

[Jake Stiff @JakeStiffQuotes]

#LifeTipsFromStiffy https://t.co/aqVCt4Dhvv

[Jakejamessmith @Jakejamessmith3]

When people have nothing better to do with there life they have to talk about someone else's life https://t.co/hv8Ob644Qc

[Jake Stiff @JakeStiffQuotes]

"Okay, I did get in the bath with my sister but it was only 1 time & it's alright because it was like 3 years ago!" #StiffyConfessions

[Jake Stiff @JakeStiffQuotes]

"Just watching the rugby, doesn't it just make you so horny?" #StiffyConfessions #NoHomo

[Jake Stiff @JakeStiffQuotes]

"Nah, this scars from when I got stabbed when I used to live in London."