After an excessively long time of prep work that ultimately went out the window, then a couple months of trial and error, I was able to fulfill a promise I made to @nihmune almost a year ago... I present, the Noomelephant.
In Japan, mispronouncing a word gets you a polite correction.
In Nashville, I ordered a "girl cheese" by accident.
The waitress didn't blink. She yelled to the kitchen: "ONE GIRL CHEESE, LOADED!"
The cook yelled back "GIRL CHEESE COMING UP!"
I have eaten there 14 times since. It's on the menu now.