Jake Swegle

easy breezy beautiful

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@madiswegle 😤😤😤

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@madiswegle you're welcome

[Jake Swegle @JakeSwegle]

@madiswegle this is why I married you

[Jake Swegle @JakeSwegle]

@madiswegle LEGEND

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@madiswegle 😂

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@madiswegle NO WAY.. We will not become lame, scared hermits.. Thats it, no more self checkouts 😤

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@madiswegle you were so dramatic about this

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@madiswegle no

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@madiswegle Yo I got it confused with the placenta

[Jake Swegle @JakeSwegle]

On average, there are 276 tornados in the US in the month of May. This year has had 293 so far while last year there were only 166.. please stop blaming climate change for every tornado. It’s called tornado season for a reason people.

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Sunflower is a total rip of “Paper Planes” by MIA.. Get your own music @ Gen Z

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@emilyknittel You're more than welcomed to express any feelings.. Unless of course, you're a conservative.

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I don’t care what anyone says, I’m definitely a Slytherin.

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@madifranco The worst

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@emilyknittel One time @the_manhart and I played Minecraft while camping.. Definitely a highlight of my life

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@davisjohnpatton Not at all.. Chad was such a legend and I immediately quit watching that season once he was kicked off

[Jake Swegle @JakeSwegle]

#teamchad

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@voxdotcom Still waiting on Net Neutrality to ruin the Internette

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@EdWilsonWX13HD I captured this by sticking my phone camera up to my telescope lens.

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Sec. of Agriculture Tom Vilsack endorsed Hillary Clinton. Hillary called to say “thanks” as soon as she was done googling, “Tom Vilsack.”