Jake Swistak

[Jake Swistak @JakeSwistak]

Goodluck to all the kids going to high school today... But to the seniors enjoy your time cause it goes by in the blink of an eye

[Memphis Redbirds @memphisredbirds]

KOPERNIAK ATTACK!

@LennysSubs LONGBALL TO PAD THE LEAD

#LennysLongball

[Jake Swistak @JakeSwistak]

@ryandaytime you have to be the worst coach in the CFP 4th and 1 at the 18 with 240 left and you kick? IDIOT

[BIGPLAY Dave @BIGPLAY_Dave]

Me after I shoot an 89 to win $10 off my friend

[Jake Swistak @JakeSwistak]

@Cardinals Does Matt have to hit 1.000 in order to make your roster?

No wonder you’re terrible every year.

[Jake Swistak @JakeSwistak]

@AlexCarusotto @Cardinals Apparently a 2 run single is more impressive than a 2 run bomb 🤷‍♂️

[Jake Swistak @JakeSwistak]

@CaptainSwis7 You work right?

[Jake Swistak @JakeSwistak]

Our boys did it man I’m crying tears of joy!! I love this team man! #SuperBowlLV champs baby!!!

[Jake Swistak @JakeSwistak]

Finally called my guy!

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

RHP Tink Hence, RHP Tekoah Roby, OF Matt Koperniak and RHP Matt Svanson have been added to the 40-player roster, which now stands at 39.

LHP Drew Rom cleared waivers and was outrighted to Memphis (AAA).

[Jake Swistak @JakeSwistak]

@Yankees Judge should give back a full year’s salary for that ridiculous drop

[Jake Swistak @JakeSwistak]

@zwright75 @On3Recruits @Hayesfawcett3 @justinwells2424 @daylanmccutch11 @ChadSimmons_ @SWiltfong_ @josh_newberg @Warchant @InsideTexas Life gets worse and worse every day

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Good Luck Gambling Bunny. Retweet or you’ll have bad gambling luck all season

[Jake Swistak @JakeSwistak]

Just tears it up in AAA yet still no call?@Cardinals

[Memphis Redbirds @memphisredbirds]

KOPERNIAK ATTACK!

@HueysRestaurant HOMER MADES IT A ONE-RUN GAME!

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

this the hardest shit i ever seen

[Memphis Redbirds @memphisredbirds]

🍻 $2
🌭 $1
Duh.

🎟️ https://t.co/ZsOFYWBrSt

[Jake Swistak @JakeSwistak]

@Cardinals call him up .316 and climbing!

[Memphis Redbirds @memphisredbirds]

KOPERNIAK ATTACK!

ANOTHER @HueysRestaurant HOME RUN

[Fore Play @ForePlayPod]

Trump & Biden’s official handicaps… thoughts? 👀

[Jake Swistak @JakeSwistak]

WHAT MORE DOES HE NEED TO DO @Cardinals????!!!!!!

Call my man!!!!!

[Memphis Redbirds @memphisredbirds]

KOPERNIAK PUTS US UP WITH A @HueysRestaurant HOMER

[Jake Swistak @JakeSwistak]

@zwright75 @CFBRep @ZacharyJohn64

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Me describing drinking 24 beers in a single evening