@VamosDundee It was the telling the defender to get off, make him strip, get the goalie to fuck off into midfield all so you could go in goals that did it imo.
Genuinely true.
A valiant effort all round from everyone involved at the Sammons Pizzeria 6-aside tournament yesterday. ππ»
Up Wi The Bonnets were defeated 3-1 in a close contest with eventual tournament winners Mezzala. We congratulate them on a well deserved Sammons Pizzeria Cup triumph. π€π»π
Mike Smart scored the goal of the tournament with a half way line shot that literally burst the net to send us on level terms. ππ»
Real No So Bad, who we clashed with in the group stage, went on to claim the best of the rest title. ππ»π
We were just shy of retaining our charity shield title - at the time of dishing out the award the UWTB reference made up for roughly Β£730! π·
@ArranEwart claimed the charity shield with an outstanding Β£755. ππ»ππ»ππ»β¦οΈβ¦οΈβ¦οΈ
Total amount raised for Andy's Man Club will be announced shortly from @SammonsPizzeria - who will also have items up for grabs soon including some Dundee FC shirts! π
GAFFER β½οΈ
A song showcasing my journey from humble gimmick poster, to a worldwide managing sensationπ
I make my managerial debut this Saturday at the Sammons Sixes, to raise money for AndysManClub π
Link for any kind donation is in my bio π
84 awards, including:
. Goal Of The Season
. The 'Smell My Bouffing Fridge Montrose' Award For Outstanding Official Club Post
. Best Headline
. Martin + Nancy awards
It's the 2025/26 Alternative Scottish Football Awards, and it's the biggest awards yet
https://t.co/rwr52MiAgX
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Sammonβs Pizzeria have organised the βSammonβs Sixesβ on 30th May in Kirkcaldy, to raise money for the AndysManClub charity.
As manager of a participating team, we would we be eternally grateful for any donations towards this amazing charity.
Link in bio π