Jake Collinson

TX. XXX. Judiciary. Terror Chamber.

[Jake Collinson @JakeTXRyan]

@GabeThePigeon Sign out❤️

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@notkarleerose You and everyone in your bloodline should be set up forever, but in my experience with them you’ll prolly *allegedly* get an NDA and a laughably small amount of money

[Jake Collinson @JakeTXRyan]

My band is going on a lil tour with a band I was obsessed with in 8th Grade and a band that has been a primary source of inspo for years and years send tweet.

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Shooting a music video in our hometown of Lubbock. Time to rock.

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There was a moment in the van last year when my band was on tour where everyone collectively came out as Arby’s fans and it was so cathartic

[nic @dietxcokewhore]

you guys don't cancel me but arby's is the elite fast food establishment

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@blind2whatsrite We played the entire catalog and went 2 hours over our set time!

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Just remembered some guy walked up to the stage last night in between songs, eagerly got my attention, and confidently said we should cover Power Trip as the next song.

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In my mind Florida is the size of somewhere like South Carolina where in reality it is as big as the continent of Australia

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Someone asked me to bark for them at the merch table tonight send tweet

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But just come out either way damn

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Starting the Texas stretch of this tour tonight. If you’re my friend I’ll prolly guest list you lol

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Playing some shows soon

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The amount of AI content I see on a daily basis bums me out and it is radicalizing me probably

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S/O to the Dominican spot near my apartment fr

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Finding a place you can get a sick lunch for $12 in 2025 has to be comparable to how it feels to strike oil

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I have once again fallen victim to the “I thought this shirt I bought was black but it’s actually navy” curse. Boycott navy shirts

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Added a couple dates. Bunch of “first time in a long time” places. Come see us dammit.

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@Brodyxking He doesn’t know how deeply this affected me

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My local barista has slowly transitioned from calling me “big dog” to “boss” over the past few months and I wanna ask him if we’re okay

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@ITSFASTRONALD He’s creating a toxic work environment