Jake The Dog

Be calmed by my saliva

[Jake The Dog @JakeTheDog7]

I listen to Big Time Rush sometimes when Metallica gets a little old. I am not ashamed.

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Aaaannnd boom goes the dynamite

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Psh, dog blood is about a zillion times better than tiger blood @charliesheen. Look at all the shit we put in our systems! Tigers are weak!

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@alexpardee Jake the Dog appreciates that you love adventure time!

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The key to happiness is always having an open pudding cup infront of you.

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Ugghhhhhh!!!!!! Stupid BMO!!! SHUT UP!!!! I'M TRYINNGG to SLEEP!!!

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Book boom gummy bears!!!

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@BuffyCup yes

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@PinkSugarPinky sounds like an episode of Jerry Springer to me hahaha x]

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@PinkSugarPinky I know, I'm just majestic like that :D

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#wecanallagreethat I AM the sexiest dog that can pelvic thrust and eat a sandwich at the same time.

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We turned Princess Bubblegum green....#BlameBieber

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#confessionhour I have LSP on speed dial for when Rainacorn is at work.....

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Judge Judy is mean....

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@HalleTwoHats thought so honey ;D

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Can you say barfff??? RT @TeensInLove: Boys are like stars. So many to pick from, but only one can make your dreams come true.

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@HalleTwoHats hey, who's the one with the magic powers here?!? x]

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@HalleTwoHats what Finn doesn't know won't hurt him (wink wink) :D

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@HalleTwoHats I'm your dog! :D

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@HalleTwoHats all I need is a frying pan and a bag of dog food...I'll bring the pan, you bring the dog food >;)