Jake The Cat

I'm old. I smell. I like to eat food and vom it up. I've also got cerebellar hypoplasia but I don't let that stop me from duck pouting at things.

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They're on to me.....they've figured out my catnip addiction.....my huge saucer eyes gave me away....dammit!!

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I love a bit of shopping at primark.

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@Dave_Fallon i licked my butt earlier.

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@Cat_Lady_Pip I think secretly he's santa dave as I only see him at christmas.

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And my favourite book is.... Puss In Boots

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Hmm....should I buy this deal for a spa day?

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I wish I could take off this grey furry outfit i'm wearing. It's too hot. Far far too hot.

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These smell interesting. Like tasty sea stuff.

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@mahegdavedo thanks!

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@PillsterCat I keep getting told that I stink. Personally I think I couldn't smell better. Humans know nothing

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Just eatin' some grass. With my tongue out. Standard.

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Watching last nights doctor who on the bbc iplayer.

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I like watching F1 races. I like cars going round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and.......

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I have the body of a cat and the butt of a tiger

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Was left home alone at the weekend. How rude!

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@fearnjulieliz66 Thanks! I haven't snored like that since then but it's good to know I'm not the only one who snores!

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@Charliechipscat HII!!

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I don't care what this video might or might not prove. I DO NOT SNORE....ok....maybe I do :/ http://t.co/lk7LwbDZdG via @youtube

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@Rainicorn76 It is a rather nice blanket. When I take over the world I'll make sure everyone has one. Maybe....

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@AliJS You should follow @AstronautKatze Got some really insightful tweets going on there.