jake

Formerly: Stratton Oakmont, Enron, Theranos, Fyre, FTX. Excited for what the future holds!

[jake @JakeTheRake]

USMNT 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[jake @JakeTheRake]

“Attorneys General” being correct instead of “Attorney Generals” is very dumb. Fix it. Now!

[jake @JakeTheRake]

Where’s your dog @KirkHerbstreit

[jake @JakeTheRake]

Dylan Harper is so good

[jake @JakeTheRake]

Wow! The only judge in America that would’ve granted this just happens to live in Lubbock! What are the chances of that?!

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

NEWS: A judge in district court in Lubbock County, Texas, has granted the injunction requested by Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby. He’s set to be eligible for the 2026 season.

[jake @JakeTheRake]

Hahahahahahahaha

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The Bears’ Board of Directors voted Thursday to advance the stadium development in Hammond, Indiana, with the exact to be selected. This is this first time that the Bears’ board has voted on any stadium site.

As one source said, “There is more work to do but barring anything very strange, it’s a done deal.”

[jake @JakeTheRake]

Has anyone gotten a Team Overall higher than 119

https://t.co/hO9s2BOopz

[jake @JakeTheRake]

Wemby just hit both sides of the backboard on the same possession

[jake @JakeTheRake]

@SwiftYouTube_ Now they can be insanely competitive this year and have (theoretically) a small drop off when they move on from Stafford. Front office obviously fell in love with Simpson

[jake @JakeTheRake]

@nuro_mike Those are the same wolf, brother

[jake @JakeTheRake]

Oz Pearlman worked for Merrill Lynch and then decided investment banker was too noble of a profession

[jake @JakeTheRake]

Outrageous how difficult it is to open an address in the default maps app

[jake @JakeTheRake]

The House that Love Built

[Adam Hoge @AdamHoge]

From the #Bears:

[jake @JakeTheRake]

Chet needs to try to become best friends with Wemby. Only way he can slow him down

[jake @JakeTheRake]

America Second

[AIPAC 🇺🇸🇮🇱 @AIPAC]

Ed Gallrein’s victory in KY and Clay Fuller’s win in GA ensures two outspoken pro-Israel voices are positioned to fill seats previously held by outspoken detractors, Thomas Massie and Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Our community was proud to help pro-Israel candidates win these races.

[jake @JakeTheRake]

@Jfears5 Please have him come back sir. We need it.

[jake @JakeTheRake]

@Justin_Dunn23 The experience transcends species

[jake @JakeTheRake]

Reserving the community room in my building for a LeBron Game 4 Party. Everyone’s invited

[jake @JakeTheRake]

LeBron really alley ooped something he created. There will never be anything close to this

[jake @JakeTheRake]

Is this not what Peter La Fleur did at the end of Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

A U.S. soldier who took part in the raid to capture Nicolás Maduro has been charged over using insider knowledge to make $400,000 betting on Polymarket https://t.co/jDp0FX40cN