Jake Rodgers

[jack @PANSEXUALIZING]

ellen degeneres searching for the kid singing in walmart to put him on her show

https://t.co/Cqo7Jw5WO3

[alex @mineifiwildout_]

white ppl spontaneously combust when u tell them the office isn't funny

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

Misleading https://t.co/L3RuqcscsQ

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Sighing, Resigned Climate Scientists Say To Just Enjoy Next 20 Years As Much As You Can https://t.co/ypOMxbko7E

[Jake Rodgers @JakeTheTank120]

@DoctorDanky @TheNotoriousMMA @ufc Str8 cash homie

[Jake Rodgers @JakeTheTank120]

I'd be shocked if he doesnt fight again. @TheNotoriousMMA single-handedly revived the @ufc https://t.co/QkM47DG7hC

[Michael David Smith @MichaelDavSmith]

UFC is, of course, using Conor McGregor throwing a hand truck at a bus full of fighters to promote tonight's fights.

[Jake Rodgers @JakeTheTank120]

Trying to meet dude before i leave. Icon

[Jake Rodgers @JakeTheTank120]

Turns out the yodeling kid is from down here in Kentucky. That was the walmart my fam goes to and some of my sisters' friends have pictures with him 😂😂

[IGN @IGN]

#SPYRO THE DRAGON IS COMING BACK!!

Spyro's original three games are officially being remastered for the #SpyroReignitedTrilogy!

Get all the details and a first look here: https://t.co/g1jFayEo8S

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

Bucky 4 New Cap 🤞🏾

[Jake Rodgers @JakeTheTank120]

Been less than a day and my dad is already hooked on fortnite. Bout to buy an xbox 😂😂

[mark @markgoldbach]

The Baudelaire children: That's literally Count Olaf right there please he's going to kidnap us again
Every other character:

[Complex @Complex]

'Black Panther' is officially the 4th highest grossing movie in U.S. history. https://t.co/ZDXxR1gYl2

[nicholas flamel @toky0_martian]

Me as a kid walking into the Scholastic Book Fair with $5

[𝙡𝙬𝙧𝙘𝙨 @lwrcs_]

There should probably be some sort of law prohibiting this

[Jake Rodgers @JakeTheTank120]

I swear @TheOnion makes me laugh at least once a day https://t.co/deVJSqlKBi

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Sister Jean Wheeled Back Into Rectory Closet Until Next Season https://t.co/f6Ni918cP7

[Anna @Katharinetye]

i am deceased

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

Thank you so much @BigSean for that historic performance and thank you Justin Holiday for your kind donation to @SocialWorks_Chi today at our 28TH SUCCESSFUL @OpenMikeChicago THIS IS WHERE I STARTED THIS IS WHERE WE ALL START POWER TO THE PEOPLE

[healing…again. @beauteafulsoul]

That’s cause everybody actually pregnant https://t.co/DZS10WO794