Jake Towers

passion in project || answer seeker || two time sussied || baseball, beers, and an appetite for the unknown 🔦

[Jake Towers @JakeTowers20]

halloween 2059

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Me in 2050 making friends with aliens on a unknown planet because I signed up to be a free travel tester for a trillionaire

[Jake Towers @JakeTowers20]

visor on the bag is a pro move

[Gatorade Guru @GatoradeGuru420]

Let’s get it

[Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙 @AlpacaAurelius]

what people think sunlight does:

- burns you
- gives you cancer

what it really does:

- lowers the risk of almost all deadly cancers
- boosts testosterone
- increases cardiac output
- lowers blood pressure
- reduces blood glucose
- lowers cholesterol
- makes you more attractive
- increases libido

sunlight is a miracle forgotten health cure, because dermatologists have freaked us out about a little skin aging

[Jake Towers @JakeTowers20]

POOL SOON

[Stuart Feiner @StuartFeiner]

LOVE YOU AND MISS YOU AND FEINERS ARE SO SO PROUD OF YOU.

[Jake Towers @JakeTowers20]

@realfromtheboat @JaredLiebowitz3

[Jake Towers @JakeTowers20]

@HoopGrids @CarlosR97684214

[Jake Towers @JakeTowers20]

save us RFK

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: Hunting, fishing, trapping, animal research, lethal pest control, & livestock production could be banned in Oregon under a new proposal.

[Jake Towers @JakeTowers20]

@H_Francesa @MattPiperJenks @CarlosR97684214

[Jake Towers @JakeTowers20]

@hissingchoir @vin_juris

[Jake Towers @JakeTowers20]

@JeremyGree50973 what does next run get to?

[Jake Towers @JakeTowers20]

@JeremyGree50973 bitcoin? i thought bitcoin was dead

[Jake Towers @JakeTowers20]

@ProfitVIPs crazy run continues… let’s keep it coming for 🇩🇪 🇨🇮

[Jake Towers @JakeTowers20]

long overdue.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

For the first time, the NFL plans to form a practice squad of up to 12 game officials.

Story via @SeifertESPN and @kalynkahler:

https://t.co/lx4Qj0FFbA

[Kokukojuto @KokuKojuto]

The best development in basketball was nerds seeing this and saying "are you fucking stupid"

[Jake Towers @JakeTowers20]

@JaredLiebowitz3 @usopengolf dialed

[Jake Towers @JakeTowers20]

@ProfitVIPs free play?

[Jake Towers @JakeTowers20]

@CobraInciarte @knicks_union what