Jake William Bretton

give me a desperado and im happy :)

[Jake William Bretton @JakeWBretton]

@AmyHatfield85 Come down to arr camp at blue and get pissed with us before bands start xx

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I'm just hoping weather stays like this for Leeds. 11 years on trott I cannot say no to that field!

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@lukebaker2702 Well didn't want to bring up weight watchers

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Watched a dogs purpose yesterday. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE MY DOGS EVER AGAIN!!!

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Never thought that old wife's tale of eat too much sober up. Go to royal eat your weight in tapas then roll home to bed. No point in bowze

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Before discovering KFC @lukebaker2702

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@lukebaker2702 @leahwhite1408 @NatHalstead It will be in lakes unless they will take Land Rover and il take orange beyst. If not then 2 cars.

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@leahwhite1408 @NatHalstead Who's driving? Only thing we haven't sorted yet

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Hands covered in deer blood on a Sunday morning while rough as fuck ain't ideal

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@NME @lukebaker2702 @leahwhite1408 hahahahaha that's where arr lad is! Leeds best be fucking not like that!!!

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Reyt I've changed my password and still randomly following loads of Chinese folk. How the fuck do I make it stop???

[Jake William Bretton @JakeWBretton]

Why the fuck does twitter keep following random Asian folk!!!

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@NatHalstead Arr Luke's just picked our tent up. Guna try and not be in bed for 1am all week this time

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@leahwhite1408 Normally leave it till day before and get in a panic and go on gumtree so wana be prepared this time. Just get em through Leeds site

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@leahwhite1408 You bought Leeds ticket yet? Guna get mine friday

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@lukebaker2702 @NatHalstead Who's actually coming this year? Everyone is dwindling

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A kid no older than 10 walking past me in wombwell on phone to his mate on about getting some booze and weed in for tonight. Classy wombwell

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@Stevileigh3 We just have to go and have food and lots of it now you can't drink haha. Il ring you next week once I'm paid and come take you out x

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@Stevileigh3 Need to see you soon been too long! Xx

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5.51am I've woke up can't get back to sleep, craving cheese like a pregnant woman and just remembered it's 1 day till winter. Fuck yes!!!!!