Jake Warrilow

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[Jake Warrilow @JakeWarrilow]

My cousins little uns threatening people with Bilson kisses in the poshest accent imaginable 😂

[Jake Warrilow @JakeWarrilow]

I mean it feels better losing to Ukraine than it did the Italians on penalties

[Anton Tymoshenko @_Tymoshenko]

This is my stand up from a bomb shelter in Kyiv. Sorry for mistakes. I wrote it in a week and my English level is military-intermediate. My goal is to collect donations for Ukrainian army. Here you can see a couple of jokes. Full video is on Youtube, you can find link in my bio.

[Jake Warrilow @JakeWarrilow]

@SamEdw232 When it come to hand-eye co-ordination, the realest is the hopeless

[Jake Warrilow @JakeWarrilow]

You flipped your pancake and it landed on the floor. I flipped the pan and chipped the floor. We are not the same

[Jake Warrilow @JakeWarrilow]

@SamEdw232 10 anyway though mate, so ……

[Jake Warrilow @JakeWarrilow]

@SamEdw232 Buy it anyway

[Jake Warrilow @JakeWarrilow]

Reckon this is the year we’ll get him guys #Kony2022

[Jake Warrilow @JakeWarrilow]

Fabio done more with his first touches of the ball than Ronaldo, Cavani and Jimenez did all game

[Jake Warrilow @JakeWarrilow]

@SamEdw232 All the time

[Jake Warrilow @JakeWarrilow]

Odds on another red flag?

[Jake Warrilow @JakeWarrilow]

@SamEdw232 Was cringe tbf. Kinda don’t wanna be your mate anymore

[Jake Warrilow @JakeWarrilow]

@SamEdw232 You charcoal yet?

[Jake Warrilow @JakeWarrilow]

Going into hour 5 of my neighbours playing Livin’ On A Prayer, on repeat.

[Jake Warrilow @JakeWarrilow]

Gutted for team GB but Taekwondo is hype!

[Stephen Tries @StephenTries]

Tonight it’s the battle of
Pasta vs Pasties
Garlic bread vs Inbred
White wine vs white lightning
and The pope vs Prince Andrew (allegedly)

[Jake Warrilow @JakeWarrilow]

Did I get too excited about beating Croatia…possibly. Did I not attend the subsequent family BBQ because I had to sleep it off…maybe.
Is it coming home..absolutely!

[Jake Warrilow @JakeWarrilow]

On the phone to student loans, and as a payment fails and need to clear it with the bank I get a call. Scammer pretending to be student loan company asking for me to redo the payment, whilst still on the line to actual SLC. Surely that can’t just be a coincidence can it?

[Jake Warrilow @JakeWarrilow]

@SamEdw232 Take that it’s going well.

[. @ShutupDobs]

🗣 Talk to your fucking boys 🗣

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