Jake Wiedmann

These are the things I think about...

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...holy shit. This is my old Twitter... I could have sworn it was long lost, but apparently it’s the only login I remember. This has kinda got me fucked up, I haven’t used this since 2013.

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@SPEAKEASY2 Ah it got me to...just not being able to breathe out of my nose alone is enough to make me about lose it.

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STP Sunday

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...I think my kitten is experimenting with crack cocaine.

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Why does NOBODY look for the mother fucker throwing that apple?! #ReddsIamcallingbullshit

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Weed... Football... and an empty, quiet house on a Saturday night. 👌👍🙌 Thank you zen gods for coming through tonight, needed it.

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Welp...it's already too cold for me.

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@KKittyKat ...did you just find out that you are a Jumper...?

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@kruse_kristin weird as hell.

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@kruse_kristin WHO HATES CAKE?!

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Also, the other game on is the Catholics vs The Devils... #ichoosethedarkside #butseriouslyfucktheirish #theteamnotthenationality

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Two things: 1.) TCU's helmets= sick as fuck.
2.) Hitler would have loved Oklahoma's cheerleaders. #itsablondehairblueeyesnotjewthing

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"Rantavius" is now my new favorite football player name.

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Momma saying that she knowing that I need help. Nah, on the highway to Hades with my Motherfuckin’ seatbelt off

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...but you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.

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I need help... Movie recommendations. Stat. Goooo...

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Shitweeting. #itsarealthing #itsfuckinsciencebro

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@Big_H18 You'll get the hang of whipin' buddy, don't worry.

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@madddiecake penny lane of the rap game?!

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@madddiecake BECAUSE