Jake Wisinski

[Jake Wisinski @JakeWisinski]

@austin_jones2 If they cancel faster horses I will cry. Real tears

[Jake Wisinski @JakeWisinski]

@R_Orv So demanding

[Jake Wisinski @JakeWisinski]

@R_Orv I did that once and slept through my alarm

[Jake Wisinski @JakeWisinski]

@austin_jones2 @R_Orv Yuengling is overrated

[Jake Wisinski @JakeWisinski]

@ingraham_reagan @SydneyLorenz Rt

[Jake Wisinski @JakeWisinski]

@SydneyLorenz You’re a bully

[Jake Wisinski @JakeWisinski]

@SydneyLorenz Rt if you cried

[Jake Wisinski @JakeWisinski]

@SydneyLorenz Drive fast eat ass

[Jake Wisinski @JakeWisinski]

@tiffanypijor Go to bed

[Jake Wisinski @JakeWisinski]

@SydneyLorenz @ me

[Jake Wisinski @JakeWisinski]

@tiffanypijor She has a bf so she’s no fun anymore. Might as well 🤷‍♂️

[Jake Wisinski @JakeWisinski]

@SydneyLorenz Sorry 😞

[Jake Wisinski @JakeWisinski]

@SydneyLorenz @paige_lorenz Help

[Jake Wisinski @JakeWisinski]

@SydneyLorenz @ me

[Jake Wisinski @JakeWisinski]

@SydneyLorenz I’d say have someone bring you some but you’d probably get mad...

[Jake Wisinski @JakeWisinski]

@SydneyLorenz Or when you fell off the water slide at faster...

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

In the beautiful Midwest, windchill temperatures are reaching minus 60 degrees, the coldest ever recorded. In coming days, expected to get even colder. People can’t last outside even for minutes. What the hell is going on with Global Waming? Please come back fast, we need you!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Be careful and try staying in your house. Large parts of the Country are suffering from tremendous amounts of snow and near record setting cold. Amazing how big this system is. Wouldn’t be bad to have a little of that good old fashioned Global Warming right now!