Jake Zatsick

Nah I'm good

[Jake Zatsick @JakeZatsick]

Do people without an internal monologue have to read books out loud?

[Jake Zatsick @JakeZatsick]

Or at least bring me a taco

[Jake Zatsick @JakeZatsick]

If your natural body odor smells like tacobells fire sauce maybe slap on some deodorant before the gym

[Jake Zatsick @JakeZatsick]

I object to the marriage of salt and caramel!

[Jake Zatsick @JakeZatsick]

@TheWillNeff @hasanthehun He looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger on Mars in total recall.

[Jake Zatsick @JakeZatsick]

@TheWillNeff We're moving closer and closer to "Idiocracy" every day

[Jake Zatsick @JakeZatsick]

Next season of 'HI, I'm Dave' ought to be interesting...

[Jake Zatsick @JakeZatsick]

K all ya gotta do Is smell good.

[Jake Zatsick @JakeZatsick]

@G4TV @TheWillNeff @qtcinderella @Jerma985 Jermas fucking right

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White claw passion fruit is bum water

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@Logic301 Therapy Music is the vibe.

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Name me a salter meat than prosciutto besides corned beef

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Okay so Spotifys a money grab right?

[Chris Distefano @chrisdcomedy]

Happy #anxietytuesday #Oscars

[Jake Zatsick @JakeZatsick]

The reason arbys tightly wound curly fries are the best is because we can finally eat the landline phone cord of our childhood and no one will judge us

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Well the audio works #crownarkweek

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@Utwitily @toco_oconnor @M_Watts25

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@RichWCampbell Cutiepiemcfluffers

[Jake Zatsick @JakeZatsick]

Have you missed the last season of the walking dead? Easy, just head on down to your local Walmart on a Thursday afternoon.

[Jake Zatsick @JakeZatsick]

Aye man, go lotion your feet.