J._Burton

Internet personality with multiple personalities

[Renzo™ @fwrenzo1]

I miss when "The News" was just a guy in a suit telling you what happened, instead of a 24 hour panic machine designed to make you hate your neighbor so you don't notice your rent went up 30%.

[Iyke @currentiyke]

How to make a villain in 2mins

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First poster for the ‘GHOST OF TSUSHIMA’ anime series.

Releasing in 2027 on Crunchyroll.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[J._Burton @Jake_0b]

I think we’ll get GTA 6 before Elder Scrolls VI at this point

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

The Elder Scrolls VI was teased 8 years ago today

[flex @lowkflex]

Imma always repost these cause I know someone that was in some shit n she got away cause of a video like this she saw on Twitter

[𝘫𝘵 @realjtlopez]

tb to last celebration when they recreated that robot chicken scene 😭

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Golden Retriever wearing a hat went viral devouring a full hot dog at the ballpark. Dude was in heaven

[Yoshi ☄️ @wakeupyoshi]

Bro Ant HAS to be stopped 😭

[ElasticDroid @ElasticDroid]

Dih

[J._Burton @Jake_0b]

Real shit

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

home is where you trust the toilet seat.

[J._Burton @Jake_0b]

People are getting adjustments for inflation?!

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Dear HR,

Please stop calling it a "Raise" when you're just doing an inflation adjustment.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

isn’t that…

[Karthik @karthikponna19]

"my intention is to grow with the company"

receives a job offer with higher pay

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

Me: "My intention is to grow with the company"

Me as soon as another company offers $1 more per hour:

[J._Burton @Jake_0b]

This is the most braindead stupidest thing to say. Anyone positively promoting this idea should be investigated and locked up

[i Expose Racists & Pedos @SeeRacists]

BREAKING: Scholars now say that P*dophiIia is a s*xuaI orientation and that we should be accepting it.

"We must accept p*dophiles and respect their feelings-otherwise they'll abuse more children."

[ElasticDroid @ElasticDroid]

Goated Half time show, AMAZING production, captured the Hispanic culture perfectly

[J._Burton @Jake_0b]

Damn I feel called out

[daz @MetamateDaz]

BEING BROKE IS ONE THING, BUT WATCHING YOURSELF GET OLDER WITHOUT ANY PROGRESS IN LIFE. THAT IS STRAIGHT UP DEPRESSION.

[Anime Posts @AnimeePost]

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