Jake Allen

29. ALC '19

[Jake Allen @Jake_Allen33]

I’ve never been a cat person. I now have cats. Every day they make me more of a cat person while simultaneously making me realize why I’m not a cat person. It’s complicated.

[Jake Allen @Jake_Allen33]

@marcuscarson15 Haha thank you sir

[Jake Allen @Jake_Allen33]

Turned 27 today.. a lotta shit done changed, but a lotta shit still the same. Sending love to all my old friends. We ain’t spoke in a while but I still be praying for y’all. God bless and I’m sending good vibes and all that.

[Jake Allen @Jake_Allen33]

@iLee_10 Thank you my brother! Can’t remember exactly but I know you got a bday either right before or right after mine so happy bday to you as well 🙏🏻

[Jake Allen @Jake_Allen33]

Been trying to train my girlfriend’s dog to retrieve me beers from the fridge. If I achieve this, it may just be my life’s greatest accomplishment

[Jake Allen @Jake_Allen33]

@kenndrickhenson Mannnnn you gotta chill 😂

[Jake Allen @Jake_Allen33]

@Shoeperman_ @RealPitino @RealRoberts @tcarrier7 @DreFromJersey4 Yoooooooo 😂😂😂

[Jake Allen @Jake_Allen33]

@PWeezy00 Oh it was undefeated 😂 10+ minutes spent staring at that thing every time 😂

[Jake Allen @Jake_Allen33]

Random thought. Anyone else remember when they had the live lobsters in the tank at Walmart? As a child I thought that was the coolest shit ever and I don’t even know why 😂

[🏁 Jamal Crawford @JCrossover]

Hella thankful for the good people in my life..

[Jake Allen @Jake_Allen33]

@PWeezy00 Facts

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

Me when I catch the ball in the mid post and start jab stepping in pickup

[Jake Allen @Jake_Allen33]

@Shoeperman_ @PWeezy00 They want zero parts of this smoke

[Jake Allen @Jake_Allen33]

@PWeezy00 @Shoeperman_ Not really

[Jake Allen @Jake_Allen33]

@ColynSturgill Haha I try

[Jake Allen @Jake_Allen33]

I’m a UK fan but I don’t get a lot of y’all man. Say the nastiest shit about 18-19 year old KIDS all season then you’re surprised/mad when they don’t want to come back & play for our fanbase? I’d take my chances on making some millions too

[Jake Allen @Jake_Allen33]

@patton_charles @WallaceCoburn32 Noticed the all caps. Really no need to yell

[Jake Allen @Jake_Allen33]

@AlexDubSmith Lmaoo I do what I can

[Alex Dub Smith @AlexDubSmith]

@Jake_Allen33 Death, taxes, and you tweeting facts are the three guarantees in this life lmao

[Jake Allen @Jake_Allen33]

@Shoeperman_ You do you

[Jake Allen @Jake_Allen33]

@WallaceCoburn32 Exactly. Or, if they wanted, most of these guys could go overseas and make way more than that