Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!
have a rat getting into my attic somehow
calling exterminators to get quotes
one guy sounds like rats slept with his wife or something, guy was getting angry just talking about rats
found my contractor
Listen i understand the Patriots cupcake schedule narrative, especially against Jarret Stidham, but you can’t pretend people weren’t hyping up the Texans defense like they were the 85 Bears.
People pretending like Drake Maye didn’t have 3 touchdowns with a 100 passer rating.
Come on.