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[JΛ KΣ👽D'MΛЯƧ @Jake_Demars]

Check out our new video for our first single “Madness 'til the End” https://t.co/MbXX2EYVfb via @YouTube

[JΛ KΣ👽D'MΛЯƧ @Jake_Demars]

Ill forever have respect for @JamieKennedy because he is real and has never unfollowed me like @TheoVon has.. thats twice now bruh, if you got something to say just say it.

[JΛ KΣ👽D'MΛЯƧ @Jake_Demars]

Like its okay to be a 30 year old Pro Wrestling fan.. unless you have children it would be extremely odd for an adult to be a fan of Monster Jam.. iunno

[JΛ KΣ👽D'MΛЯƧ @Jake_Demars]

My white trash sports preference is professional wrestling.

[JΛ KΣ👽D'MΛЯƧ @Jake_Demars]

When I was a child my parents took me to see a Monster Jam show (Moneter Trucks).. Even as a child I knew I didnt wanna be a Monster Jam type person..

[JΛ KΣ👽D'MΛЯƧ @Jake_Demars]

I believe a successful relationship is if you're able to walk away with all of your original clothing.. especially hoodies.

[JΛ KΣ👽D'MΛЯƧ @Jake_Demars]

Its been 1,941 days since EVH passed away and we still haven't gotten a tribute concert.

[JΛ KΣ👽D'MΛЯƧ @Jake_Demars]

Ill forget all about the epstein files if they give us an Eddie Van Halen tribute show with every living member of the band performing together one last time.

[JΛ KΣ👽D'MΛЯƧ @Jake_Demars]

Joe Rogan wishes giants existed because he's tired of people calling him out about his height. If giants existed, then the people making fun of joe are now "short".. Good try Joe, almost had us🤔

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[JΛ KΣ👽D'MΛЯƧ @Jake_Demars]

If I see one more video of Brendan Fraser crying on a stage with an award I'm going to take my belongings and I'll spend the rest of my days in a van down by the river

[JΛ KΣ👽D'MΛЯƧ @Jake_Demars]

I need an AI that can convert any podcast transcript into the voice of Jesse "the Body" Ventura

[JΛ KΣ👽D'MΛЯƧ @Jake_Demars]

Ain't nobody talking about Nuno Bettencourt "playing" the Superbowl.. fuckin shame innit? It's been 860 days and still no EVH tribute..

[JΛ KΣ👽D'MΛЯƧ @Jake_Demars]

I'm afraid to watch Joe Rogan because everytime I watch him it's like my grandmother warning me about STD's "if you have unprotected sex with Joe you're crossing DNA with Andrew Shulz, Tim Dillon, Lex Friedman.."

[JΛ KΣ👽D'MΛЯƧ @Jake_Demars]

Expression of Melancholy

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Large shirts only plz

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Toronto is safe! Just don’t take the subway or walk on the street.

[JΛ KΣ👽D'MΛЯƧ @Jake_Demars]

If they ever make a movie about Van Halen it should end with Leonardo Dicaprio narrating, "as for the bands management? Alex Van Halens sister in-laws husband got the job, just like that Ray Daniel's split up the greatest band of all time."

[JΛ KΣ👽D'MΛЯƧ @Jake_Demars]

Chuck Berry farted in ya grandmother's face

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Our lives change seasons too

[JΛ KΣ👽D'MΛЯƧ @Jake_Demars]

Spotify is great unless you're somebody like me who has over 100 different playlist for various specific circumstances and scenarios.. @Spotify needs a playlist for its playlist!!

[JΛ KΣ👽D'MΛЯƧ @Jake_Demars]

Before forgetting to read, I always make a coffee and forget to drink it☕️📖🤕🤤🤣😂🤣😂