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I high-fived 🙌🏼👏🏼 an otter. what are you doing with your life 🤨? (any pronoun acceptable)

[from StateFarm @Jake_Flint]

@DannyDeVito when ya gonna call me up to be in a commercial with ya? For my sub I’ve been having people fall in love with for years, the Jersey Jake Special. Workin’ on a parody for the commercial to the tune of Hallelujah: “They say there was a secret sub…” just lmk!

[from StateFarm @Jake_Flint]

@maggswagger Lol that’s probably around when I met you in math class

[from StateFarm @Jake_Flint]

Mmm adios social media ✌🏼

[from StateFarm @Jake_Flint]

Update: just got the penny whistle ln n recorded an unboxing video but it was too long for social media :(

[from StateFarm @Jake_Flint]

My gut tells me I should spend $173 on a tiny instrument I’ll only use a handful of times but my brain says that might not be the best idea...input?

[from StateFarm @Jake_Flint]

I’ve been watchin’ S:15 of Family Guy on Hulu recently n idk when Fox took over but I feel like somewhere along the line the formula was ruined or, maybe I grew out of that particular brand of humor...either way, not impressed

[from StateFarm @Jake_Flint]

@festigurl Psh whatever I loved Phineas & Ferb, @LarsEspe is just lame ;P

[from StateFarm @Jake_Flint]

@Jerrypleasure Ow; I feel like I tend toward sweetheart but aight

[from StateFarm @Jake_Flint]

I had the opportunity to touch hands w/ my favorite animal and am curious if any of my followers have achieved that level of success in life?

[from StateFarm @Jake_Flint]

I thought not using FB would be good but like I still feel hollow inside using Twitter/ig/sc so...

[from StateFarm @Jake_Flint]

@ripxboxusers @SuperDuperKyle My mom and sister also didn’t like In The Tall Grass and I strongly disagree, I thought it was awesome

[from StateFarm @Jake_Flint]

@GalaxyDragons12 @PrototypeOneYT1 @highonthighs @GrayTheGhost Same! Crazy!

[Daily Otter @TheDailyOtter]

Otter catch 'em all! https://t.co/vglXIvTcNN

[from StateFarm @Jake_Flint]

Stuck between hating to do what I’m told vs wanting to stick it to ‘em by actually doing it

[from StateFarm @Jake_Flint]

@RahulKohli13 @SamWitwer @VadersVault Beautiful

[Hendersin @Hendersin]

9 Things to quit:

1. Trying to please everyone
2. Fearing change
3. Living in the past
4. Overthinking
5. Being afraid to be different
6. Beating yourself up over mistakes
7. Sacrificing your happiness for others
8. Thinking you're not good enough
9. Thinking you have no purpose

[from StateFarm @Jake_Flint]

🎧 Fake Love by @drake on @PandoraMusic https://t.co/2qqJWbR4o0 haven’t heard this in a while, aha

[from StateFarm @Jake_Flint]

@iamglooms Wait, frreal?

[from StateFarm @Jake_Flint]

I should update my prof pic since I can’t have a beard rn but, like, I miss it...