Jacob Flobeck

I am Jake. I don't like conformism or most any kinda ism. I just roll the way I wanna roll and if you have a problem with that, thats your problem. To Peace.

[Jacob Flobeck @Jake_Flobeck]

From Bronze to Silver. https://t.co/R31mJ7K5ik

[Jacob Flobeck @Jake_Flobeck]

Some people are just okay with getting hit with a taser for $20 #ouch

[Jacob Flobeck @Jake_Flobeck]

Dear person locking they're car with a portable key, we get it! Its locked! You don't need to do it 20 times

[Jacob Flobeck @Jake_Flobeck]

It always cracks me up when there is a choice for "d. All of the above" when there's a "c. None of the above" just above it. #paradox #w ...

[Dan Wasserman @WassermanToons]

Putin welcomes Crimea back home. Cartoon: http://t.co/mBCkDwfWOd #Crimea #Putin

[Jacob Flobeck @Jake_Flobeck]

"In a world without gold, we might have been heroes" - Blackbeard AC4

[Jacob Flobeck @Jake_Flobeck]

Holy crap! Everything is over-priced! Aldi's has the best prices i've ever seen! #ermehgerd #goodtimes #good_deals

[Jacob Flobeck @Jake_Flobeck]

"feel free to headbang" says cade on 102.1 just so damn funny! #kdge #cadeshow

[Jacob Flobeck @Jake_Flobeck]

Eating Funyuns and drinking a venom in nutrition and diet class, because who doesn't love a bit of irony #ftw #dowhatiwant #lol

[Jacob Flobeck @Jake_Flobeck]

The Fuck, there's SNOW!?!

[Jacob Flobeck @Jake_Flobeck]

Gotta love replaying to a message you completely misunderstood and looking like a dumb-ass #fail #try_again #awkward_for_me

[Jacob Flobeck @Jake_Flobeck]

What do you mean "the world didn't end!?" lol #payUp #called_it

[Jacob Flobeck @Jake_Flobeck]

Some days things just run smooth as silk #WIN #happehhDay

[Jacob Flobeck @Jake_Flobeck]

Nothing pisses me off more than being in a conversation where i can't get a word in edgewise #fuck

[Anna Flobeck @anna_flobeck]

Retweet less tweet more... Self conflicting probs...😁

[Jacob Flobeck @Jake_Flobeck]

T'was a midnight snack fit for a king! #fattyKing #LOL

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

I may have lost the Powerball Lotto, but I won my village's Lottery! I wonder why everybody else is holding rocks...