Jake Henneman

[Jake Henneman @Jake_Henneman]

@nuchalex28 Do me a favor… just don’t talk to me. Like ever again.

[Jake Henneman @Jake_Henneman]

Anyone else ever think it’s weird that teachers were able to read books and mid sentence look up at the class but continue to read like they aren’t eyeballing you? Maybe just me? Idk.

[Jake Henneman @Jake_Henneman]

@B_Fahrenbach Life is about to change for all you Twitter people

[Jake Henneman @Jake_Henneman]

Hahahaha I’m back bitches

[Jake Henneman @Jake_Henneman]

@nuchalex28 I gave up drinking. So sorry

[Jake Henneman @Jake_Henneman]

@nuchalex28 As if you’re not gonna be bald. Psh. I won’t be your friend tho

[Jake Henneman @Jake_Henneman]

@HennemanDylan @benkarl02 I’m sad I don’t have one still

[Jake Henneman @Jake_Henneman]

@B_Fahrenbach Go pack go!!!!! (Only tweeting this because I haven’t tweeted in like 6 years.)

[Jake Henneman @Jake_Henneman]

If it’s your birthday, please don’t post about it being your birthday. There’s nothing more annoying then people begging for a happy birthday from people that mean nothing.

[Jake Henneman @Jake_Henneman]

@danielberchicci @HennemanDylan Ayyy you tru

[Jake Henneman @Jake_Henneman]

@HennemanDylan me and you saving brando

[Handsome Self @II_Supa_II]

If yo friends don’t run up like this they ain’t yo real friends

[Jake Henneman @Jake_Henneman]

@becca_plushkis @cassidylonigro Then why is it a problem to share it?

[Jake Henneman @Jake_Henneman]

@cassidylonigro @becca_plushkis They raised that kid? They clearly did something wrong to not help them when they needed it.

[Jake Henneman @Jake_Henneman]

@HelenCorrado Any chick wearing crocs deserves to be wifed on the spot. End of discussion.

[Jake Henneman @Jake_Henneman]

@Shane_Tha_Pain I’m done with the games. Simple as that.

[Jake Henneman @Jake_Henneman]

I don’t fuck with people that read your text then text back 17 minutes later. Either text me back when you read it or delete my number.